actually, this site was made as a life-raft after youtube let channels disable comments and hid the dislike integer

Oh Reddit got mad that we said it was morally OK to kill slave owners

This is not a parody that's literally why we are here

Nobody there posts hog anymore, completely commercialized

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.

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NVM this makes a lot of sense

also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then

everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

I nominate this for the front page header.

we left reddit because they wouldn't let us be gay with our dads

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aaaaaaaand post

The :LIB: of the Hamlet is nothing, I fear, when compared to the condition of surrounding acres. :reddit-logo:

I'm gay

https://chapotraphouse3.com/r/chapotraphouse3 is really the a malshappen clone. This one is more of a step-sibling.

death to amerikkka unlimited genocide on the first world

federal honeypot

"reenact WACO on their landlord" I'm dying

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i want to reenact abu ghraib on my landlord

There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

:this: new tagline

no joke, we got banned on reddit for celebrating John Brown and saying slave owners deserve death

i like it when the feds i'm interacting with are nice in hopes that i'll do some [redacted] instead of just trying to manufacture consent to invade Russia DPRK China Haiti

This was post suspiciously funnier than the usual post and of course when I look who posted it it's you

We were disinvited from reddit on account of making advertisers and feds uncomfortable, so we made our own instance of reddit. Now we have complete freedom but the website doesn't always load so fast :(