actually, this site was made as a life-raft after youtube let channels disable comments and hid the dislike integer
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that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety
we're working on technology for a downvote button but unfortunately it's still in beta and won't be released until Q4 2025 at the earliest.
Until then you'll have to manually downvote :downbear:
please use it sparingly though because these are in short supply and we need them to last until the button release
Unfortunately the site is under US sanctions for supporting trade with Iran so we don't have the resources to research downvotes yet.
Our top downvote scientists died under suspicious circumstances
Some of us are STILL waiting for the moderators to release the iraqi dinar to downbear exchange
lack of choices gives me anxiety
Look at our emotes, we have too many with probably a third of them being nonsensically named. :maxwell:, :epstein:, :trump-moist:, and :billionaire-tears: are appropriately named however. There's also a little fun game you can play with those people and guess what they have in common.
they're all dead?
:sicko-wistful:
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Oh Reddit got mad that we said it was morally OK to kill slave owners
This is not a parody that's literally why we are here
John Brown did nothing wrong
:arm-L::john-brown::arm-R:
I got a week time out from :reddit-logo: after the quarantine started and I doubled down
:im-doing-my-part:
Nobody there posts hog anymore, completely commercialized
:sicko-wistful:
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wow! can’t believe there’s someone else here who also loves spaceships and NASA: how do you feel about male circumcision? That’s really the only final frontier I think any self respecting man should be focused on these days when they’re not bouncing on their boys D
nasa = nazis and male circumcision is a conspiracy by big cereal to trick people into eating BORING NERD shit
This is all closer to true than I'd like
NVM this makes a lot of sense
after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.
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holy shit i just realized
neon grizzly
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it all makes sense now :illuminati:
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we left reddit because they wouldn't let us be gay with our dads
also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then
Salvia is weak shit. Smoke DMT like an adult.
I would but joe rogan stole all of my lucky charms and has been chronically boofing all the DMT so there’s none left for the rest of us
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There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever
:this: new tagline
no joke, we got banned on reddit for celebrating John Brown and saying slave owners deserve death
i like it when the feds i'm interacting with are nice in hopes that i'll do some [redacted] instead of just trying to manufacture consent to invade ~~Russia~~ ~~DPRK~~ ~~China~~ Haiti
everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever
I nominate this for the front page header.
This was post suspiciously funnier than the usual post and of course when I look who posted it it's you
Sup Eric, everyone here a is huge fan of your show and I for one am delighted that you'd visit our deformed sheep home.
As to the reason we aren't on Reddit they banned us after we joked about killing white supremacists. Apparently, Reddit loves it when you call for the death of the entire Chinese population, but gets upset when you joke about putting slave owners in guillotines.
Anyway, have you seen Reddit lately? Our site may smell like Dolly the sheep's latest dump, but at least it isn't selling me insurance or pushing a broken app on me every five seconds.
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This is a great bit btw
We were disinvited from reddit on account of making advertisers and feds uncomfortable, so we made our own instance of reddit. Now we have complete freedom but the website doesn't always load so fast :(
what the fuck is reddit?
They figured out we all operate on Moscow time and banned us
I dunno I think we got banned at the same time as the Donald Trump subreddit so that Reddit could do a "both sides" thing.
If you want to get really parasocial or whatever I think this website has spawned like 50 different discord groups or something.
:alex-aware: me raising my snout from the trough labeled "podcast"
:feral-hog: and descending it into the one marked "salvia"
reddit got too woke :JB-shining-aggro:
W O K E
- W on't
- O kay
- K illing
- E nslavers
Because I can't say that Spez wants to own slaves or that slave owners should all be killed on reddit. We can here, as well as talking about all the other things socialists want to talk about that reddit would shut right the fuck down.
Can't even call someone names over there without some liberal moderator tone-policing you because you don't speak in a middle-income enough way for them.
Yeah they're a bunch of psycho crackers, but so are our fellow citizens; this site is like a mini green room.
It's not my fault Karl has cute toes
:marx: :spray-bottle:
:animengels: Notice me, sempai, uguuuuuuu~~~
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