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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I wish but seriously the dumbest shit ever. China is not spying on your oafish american ass they literally could care less.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

ass they literally could care less.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

next you'll be telling us the delicious sandwiches made personally by the japing pale redhead of McDonalds are not Gaelic gastronomie and that the Burger King is not a true royal!

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Burger King implies the existence of Burger Robespierre. gui

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Burger Prince Andrew is proof that we should abolish the Burger monarchy.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

i like to imagine the meat at Le Burger King is ground aristocrat. <<ah hon hon hon, les cochon sucree>> chefs-kiss

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Le Prion Flambroulè

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

.> << ah ha ha ha the(s) sweet pig...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Burger Robespierre

Oh, the coming revolution! The glories that await us.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

using "literally" really puts this one on a new level.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

you're not wrong. also, when someone whiffs a "literally", my brain replays a scene from this clip which starts around 1:30, which is kind of pleasant memory for me. simpler days, when such contrivances were edgy, genre-defying absurdist sketches and not accurate portrayals of popular media products.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

FYI you can also use a seismograph

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