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[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago

The dinosaurs will die with their scaly claws firmly wrapped around progress's throat, but they will die.

Except Mitch McConnell, until the prophecy is fulfilled and he becomes the Corpse Emperor.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

The evidence is really pointing to him being some sort of lich

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Those times where he blacks out for minutes at a time are him communicating with some creature in the nightmare realm

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gimlet-eyed and gleefully indifferent to the decomposition of his mortal vessel; he's definitely figured something out.

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