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gravity in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Several beings perish each cycle from this

Nessa "more commonly known as *Miss Nessa*" lounging in her bed near her window. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Fluffy gorl

endless uno reverse cycle in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

Oliver in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever

Hydration in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Dehydration was never an option

Real Alpha Men™ drink their Vanilla Ice cream shake from a metal bucket while shirtless and listening to death metal in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

"Mastodon for Harris" fediverse campaign raises half a million dollars in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

Isopods in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I could pet 3 isopods

What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've seen while driving on the highway? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

Brace Style in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

You win a free trip to the Hague

The origin story of the Windows 3D Pipes screen saver in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”

Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where "PENISES" suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.

Twitter API has a list of users who are allowed to use racial slurs in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Apparently "cotton" and "Mexican" are slurs