Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Apparently "cotton" and "Mexican" are slurs

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn't just lead to a complete shit-show?

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

Daim, that's a sweet erth

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

My Kink Is Proper Application of Title Case Rules, Stupid As They Are

Honestly doesn't seem too far off from standard Redditese to me

I, too, become erect by swiveling my penis 180°

Plus people do eat bugs. It's just that here most of our bugs are tiny and not really suitable for meals so we think of them as pests.