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[-] [email protected] 130 points 1 year ago

To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gen alpha's interpretation:

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

#boomermusic

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Same, and also "narwhal".

There's a part of me that's ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to "Oh No You Didn't", and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

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[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago

Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Not even TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?

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I am a banana!

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Schfifty! Schfifty! SCHFIFTY!

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It's me, it's to the limit

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

All I have to say is "TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!"

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

“Burninatung the houses”

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Ol' Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING.... BANANA PHONE!

Or, My personal favorite...

A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

Yes I can still sing it

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

They took my friggin kidney!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Charlie... Candy mountain charlie...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

We're on a bridge, Charlie!

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

#It's peanut butter jelly time!

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I am le tired. Fire ze missiles!

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My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.

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I don’t want to know your name

I just want

BANG BANG BANG

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

TROGDOR!!!! 🐉🔥

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