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Make it happen, Disney in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reading this in the voice of Jasper, that’s a paddlin’

This is art in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Close encounters of the trash-treasure kind

Internet habits in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I kind of hate these sentiments because it undermines how prevalent pop culture bombardment can be. Somehow it’s my fault that Chris Hadfield doesn’t have a dummy thicc bbl that keeps shaking up them tabloids? How can I be responsible for NASA not capitalizing on leaking some spicy space sex tapes? You think I wouldn’t pay for them zero G jiggles, Billy!?

They need to make that a standard option in c/[email protected]

Intersectionality is excruciating. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

You deserve sanctuary, not from the world, but in it. Your exhaustion from being denied that is all too real. Take rest wherever you find it, you’re beyond due.

One week after an eclipse and suddenly she’s takes over the music industry. Coincidence? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

SWIFFIIIITHHHH

I guess I did need it. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Look out! He’s turning on the old Wiggum charm!

Like that’s not even a design. That’s an actual human. A GORGEOUS human woman. And they’re like “nah this isn’t sexy enough” in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 86 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Imagine doing this with the jawlines of incels

cyber-montreal 2077 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You know that guy’s biting into a simulated soyasil-poutinestador, an explosion of taste

Sometimes it feels like weeks or months can go by in a blink. Do you have any tips to feel like time passes slower? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah man I’m not gonna remember that

Shot from the Webb telescope in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I had clear skies and the best pic I could get was distant cosmic nipple

Easy, peesy in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes exactly I can’t wait to go abort up a school