Jokes and Humor

I'm generally left-learning and I enjoy the usual left-leaning comedians - you know, TDS, Colbert, Kimmel and the likes.

But I also pride myself on being open-minded and listening to all sides, and I don't know any good right-leaning comedians. And ya know, if it's funny, I'll laugh at anything said by anyone.

So please make suggestions! Whose jokes and commentaries are worth listening to?

And in case it wasn't clear, this is NOT flamebait: I'm genuinely looking for good comedy material from comedians on the side of the political spectrum I'm not on, for my own education.

[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet and a reply tweet. The original tweet, by @earthcurated, says, "Besides your phone, wallet and keys, what do you carry with you everyday?" The reply tweet, by @pastapilled, says, "the curse".]

[alt text: a photo of two ants looking at each other. One of them has a caption that says, "bro, we're gonna get so lit". In the bottom left corner of the photo, there is an edited-in image of a box of peppermint antacid tablets.]

[alt text: text that says, "When you find out she can't have kids anymore". Below this text is a photo of a circular orange sticker placed on a white shipping label. The sticker has text that says, "OK TO LOAD" and includes a cartoon of thumbs-up hand.]

[alt text: a comic/meme with two frames. The top frame shows an anime girl holding an energy drink in one hand and giving a thumbs-up with her other hand, and the caption text reads: "beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever". The bottom frame shows the same girl passed out on the ground face-down, and the caption text reads: "hopital" .]

[alt text: Text that says, "The kids think they're getting delicious candy... but it's really 64GB of banned books." Below the text is a photo of three candy bars. Each candy bar has been half-unwrapped and broken in half, and each candy bar has a USB 2.0 plug sticking out of it.]

[alt text: a photo of a man relaxing in a chair on a patio, next to a table with a closed umbrella in the middle. The umbrella is casting a shadow on the man from an angle that makes it look like the shadow is the man's comically-large and erect penis.]

[alt text: text that says, "The last thing you see when your parachute fails to open". Below the text is a photo of the lid of a spice jar. The lid is labeled: "GROUND CUMIN".]

[alt text: a tweet by @equine__dentist on twitter. The text of the tweet says, "working retail". Below the text is a screenshot from the videogame Lies of P, which shows the player fighting a boss called "White Lady" with a large health bar underneath her name.]

[alt text: text that says, "Christopher Columbus discovers the sidewalk, circa 2020, colorized". Below the text is a photo of a statue of Christopher Columbus, which has been knocked down by protesters moments before.]

[alt text: a photo of graffiti writing on a brick wall, which says, "Bitchstopher Colombitch".]

[alt text: a tweet by @maxotunes on twitter. The tweet says, "in the shop straight up 'jorking it' and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say." Below the text is a vibrant ad for a game called, "MAHJONGUS: Mystery of Fortescue".]

[alt text: a tweet by @LinkOfSunshine on twitter. The tweet says: "I love the idea that America developed a weather-controlling superweapon and the only thing they use it for is just to fuck over Florida specifically twice a year"]

[alt text: a photo of a dog playing with bubbles in a yard. There is a bubble directly in front of the dog, which makes it look like the dog is trapped inside of the bubble.

[alt text: a watercolor-style painting of a frog on a black background. The frog has a speech bubble, which says, "You are not alone in this abyssal darkness. I am here, and we shall face the WEDNESDAY as DUDES."]

[alt text: a tweet by @jessokfine on twitter. The tweet says, "Every time I talk about milk, I clarify 'not breastmilk.' It's unnecessary and it makes people uncomfortable."]

[alt text: text that says, "This is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice. Think twice before you order that latte." Below the text is an image of a hand holding a shrunken, dessicated, and moldy pumpkin, which may have had a face carved into it when it was fresh.]

[Image description: text which says "You're a 10 but it's on the pH scale". Underneath is a picture of a woman whose face suggests she is dropping hard truths. OP has since learned that this is a character from a show saying "You're basic" and that the post is accidentally self-referential]

[alt text: a 4-panel comic by @ttonyesp. The first panel shows a woman peaking out from an apartment kitchen and saying, "Love, where's the trash can?" The second panel shows a man sitting on a couch and replying, "Under the sink." The third panel shows the same man looking confused, and saying, "Wait, I'm not married." The fourth and final panel shows the man unmasking the woman while saying, "A, HA!", to reveal that the woman was a raccoon in a human suit. It appears that the raccoon was in the process of digging through the trash can before being unmasked.]