Cerveza Cristal!

Less drunk than normal

I wonder how that conversation went
(as the eldest son): hey dad you can't get with any more ladies anymore okay? why? *looks at dad's wealth* because.. uhh.. you just can't okay!?

How was this connected to Elon?

Wait... say that again...

I hate computers so much. There's not a single operating system I've used where I don't feel like I'm constantly wrestling with it to make it do my bidding. It's like trying to walk a dog but the dog is rabid and has a gun. I'm nearly done with my compsci degree and I want nothing more than to just do carpentry or something instead now.

My dog before I take him to the vet like:

implying the americas didnt have any civilizations during the medieval age?

I thought dune 1 and 2 were both great but I unironically did fall asleep for segments of both of them. in my defense i was really comfy at the time

You have the marketing budget to sponsor posts on reddit, but no money to pay a graphic designer even 5$ for something better than a ChatGPT screenshot? This smells of "Boss said I have a 500$ marketing budget, so 400 goes to the ad and 100 goes to my pockets".