Catstrey @CatstreyDave

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

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[–] 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The legendary bilingual double pun!

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Painstaking - time consuming.

    Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.

    Pain - French word for bread.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Cross-post to "DadJokes?"

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Better quality version

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Actually snorted.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    i thought you had to use garlic bread? man, i've been overpaying

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