Irish famine. Edit: there is not a potato for every occasion.

Corn: hold my beer

Potatoes get plenty of recognition and always have.

A nice, cold, peeled potato with salt and pepper on it is a suprisingly refreshing snack

I feel like we could have done better than 'baked potato' for a fancy dinner. Come on.

Wanting to get drunk?

Vodka, distilled fermented potato juice

Need something to run Linux on? Potato

God bless the people of the Andean Plateau, who looked at a moderately poisonous tuber that can freaking kill you, and said, "Eh, it's fine, just don't eat too many of 'em."

A few thousand years of selective breeding and hard work later, we have one of the most important crops in the world.

Cool science class demo about the power of compressed air? Potato gun.

This is stupid. It gets plenty of recognition. Everyone loves potatoes. Makes alcohol too.

Midlife crisis/divorce/utter failure? Vodka.

Want to get more control over the Irish? Potato Famine.

I think oil is doing a lot of unsung work here

Boil, mash, stick em a stew!

I heard some grow in permafrost

baked potato is fancy? wow

Fancy breakfast?

Saved that astronaut guy stranded on Mars.

Baked potatoes fancy? I love a baked potato with beans and cheese, but it's hardly fancy.

Fondant potatoes are what you want for fancy (and delicious).

Recreational even.

Wanna get wasted? Vodka Wanna just launch something as far as you can? Potato gun

What's so fancy about a baked potato?

The classic Irishman's dilemma: do I eat this potatoe today, or ferment it so I can drink it tomorrow?

The fact that we eat them on every occasion is recognition.

My man, wait until you hear about this thing called rice.

You would be quite welcome in [email protected].

Breakfast? Apple. Fast food? Apple. Fancy dinner? Apple. Holidays? Apple. Relaxing at home? Apple. There's Apple