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[–] 52 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

> Risk of rain 2
> It never rains

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Technically, Half Life is correct. Armor, which constitutes half of your entire life points, is also 100, and you don't have it from the get go.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is incorrect. Armor takes a large amount of damage dealt to the player, but not all. If you are at 1 HP, and 100 armor, you can still die to a single bullet, even though armor won't be at zero. Fall and drown damage is also not affected by armor. Hence armor is not life.

    Source: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/halflife/blob/master/dlls/player.cpp

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    > Saints Row

    > Not a single main character is canonized by the church

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Counter Strike

    No Counters

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    > dark souls

    > most soul items are white

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    >Postal 2

    >There's only one post office

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago*

    Oxygen Not Included.

    You start with oxygen.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago*

    > Shadowbringers
    > There are fewer shadows in Norvrandt than before because of your actions

    On the other hand:

    > Endwalker
    > Literally walk to the end
    > Strong art thou, mortal

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    > Starcraft
    > You don't craft a single star

    > Heretic
    > The inquisition doesn't show up

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    To take a shit is now a game mechanic?

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    > Duke Nukem

    > No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Duke Nukem is the name of the protagonist you dingus

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    3D

    It shows up as 2D on my monitor.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well, the problem is clearly that it is not.
    (In case you are actually confused "duty calls" or "I hear the call of duty" (or "I hear the call of nature") can mean the speaker needs to take a shit.)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    "Call of doody"

    Also, anon could be referring to the fact that soldiers on the field tend to dig holes to shit if there is no toilet available. Call of duty being a military based game could have had shitting mechanics like how actual soldiers in the field do.

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