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Today I had a job interview at a mirror factory
(lemmy.today)
You should take some time to reflect before deciding
Probably a good idea to evaluate this from all angles.
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"A mirror."
"Wow, I must say you've aced the technical. There are a lot of other strong candidates as well, but feel free to grab a complimentary mirror on the way out."
"Thanks, I'll reflect on that."
Misread that as "minor factory".
Confused by the punchline, I thought the guy was just imagining himself getting thousands of women pregnant per day.
Not so much laughed at the joke, as I was confused by todays comedy.
Then I realized I'm an idiot, who can't read a screen as my phone bounces around from the bus hitting potholes.
Are you a vampire?
No, that joke wouldn't work if I was.
Cruses!
Only one round of interviews. Did you get through?
I think they're still reviewing other candidates.
I laughed thanke
But are you sharp enough to work there?
Hindsight is 20/20...
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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