FACT: Bleach is safe to drink, but only if you're a CEO (hexbear.net)

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Research indicates that although drinking bleach kills most people, if you're a landlord or CEO it instead gives the drinker superpowers such as immortality and the ability to make people on Twitter stop saying mean things about you.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

you cant fool me, Todd Clorox

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the biggest bonus: it makes you more intimidating so employees will work harder, for longer hours, and lower pay.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It’s true my uncle is a landlord and he drinks bleach all the time. Says it’s great for his skin

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's also safe if you're the member of the board of directors of a company.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

MORE WRONG FACTS!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Marx failed to consider that exploiters are just built different

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