FACT: Bleach is safe to drink, but only if you're a CEO (hexbear.net)

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Research indicates that although drinking bleach kills most people, if you're a landlord or CEO it instead gives the drinker superpowers such as immortality and the ability to make people on Twitter stop saying mean things about you.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It’s true my uncle is a landlord and he drinks bleach all the time. Says it’s great for his skin

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