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Whatever has the most upbears wins

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That already exists but in Romania

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Frank-n-Furter for Governor

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There is a spectre haunting Pennsylvania trans-specter

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BajaBlastopia

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They should name it "California 2" to get the chuds really riled up

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The new capital will be California, home of the State's* flagship university "California University of ~~Pennsylvania~~ California 2."

*we're also doing away with "Commonwealth"

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Dodging all the Medusa heads on my way yo work only to fall through the stairs on the way in

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Its true I'm changing the name to pennsylgaynia

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Boybortion is legal in Pennsylgaynia

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New Stalin (New York to the north and New Jersey to the east, let's keep up the theme here.)

Capitol city will be renamed to Fazbeargrad.

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Pencilvania

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East East Palestine

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Worker's Commonwealth of Greater Pennsylvania. We're annexing New Jersey.

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North Maryland.

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Penislovenia

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megalomania

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PeePeePooPoosylvania

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Only one person saying Poopsylvania smdh

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The Court of the Crimson King

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

They should just rename all the states after Black Sabbath songs.

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Pennpapersylvania, its an idylic woodland where people play tabletop rpgs in an appropriately ambient setting

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Williamsylvania

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Shmiscuitopia

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Mensylvania and its just for the fellas grillman

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PA, like everyone who lives there calls it in day to day conversation.

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vaginalvania

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Castlevania

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