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[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago
[-] Meh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Less gold in them hills

[-] princeofsin@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

You all should be ashamed of debasing a native american like this

[-] goose@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Curses were cooler back in the old days

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Comfortable. Not drinking too much. Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries. At ease. Eating well. No more microwave dinners and saturated fats. A patient, better driver. A safer car. Baby smiling in back seat. Sleeping well. No bad dreams.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I'd love for there to be less paper on my toilet paper roll. No one sells rolls that fit any of the holders I've had in my entire adult life.

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

So true you gotta two hand turn the first 10 times around like what am I raising water from a fuckin well

Plus I buy 8 rolls and it says "=32 rolls" on the package like mfer I can count

[-] havid_dume@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago

The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

If installed as dictator my first two moves would be banning paper product "math" and billboards.

[-] havid_dume@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago
[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Probably because they're equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we've evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

it's not even sandpaper it's like fairy floss. It dissolves when it touches moisture

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Single ply toilet paper is a hate crime.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Less hog in your post

[-] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Less cum in your nut

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Treats, treats, and bullshit that capitalists tricked Burgerlanders into believing is a necessity despite the rest of the world having figured out a way around it ages ago. The most American things ever.

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I love a bidet as much as the next civilised person, maybe more. But it doesn't always clean it all and not drying yourself can cause other issues. Loo rolls are still necessary to some degree.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Why did you do two bad things and a good thing?

[-] redsteel@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

student loan ~~extortion~~ repayment resumes for no reason at all

Less money in your pocket

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Why is anglo tsai ingwen telling me to eat and shit less.

this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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