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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So true you gotta two hand turn the first 10 times around like what am I raising water from a fuckin well

Plus I buy 8 rolls and it says "=32 rolls" on the package like mfer I can count

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If installed as dictator my first two moves would be banning paper product "math" and billboards.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

No me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Probably because they're equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we've evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

it's not even sandpaper it's like fairy floss. It dissolves when it touches moisture

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Single ply toilet paper is a hate crime.