Is this loss

Me in Halo 3

For clarification, the Women's Grandmaster and International titles are conferred after a certain level of achievement overall in one's career. There is no limit to the number of people who can have those titles. I feel like if you use a phrase like "world title holder" there's an implication that such a world title is like "champion of whatever" and is only held by one person at a time (like a "World Champion(ship title)").

why is there a salami in his gameboy

The set of all living humans is finite, so (if sexuality is totally ordered) there is a gayest human. Edit:though they may not necessarily be unique.

Would be pretty funny if they don't donate and he starts backing green policies out of spite.

Great url by the way. Website.com/website?website=website couldn't have named the parameters better

Conversely, I can imagine a MAGA parent teaching their kid that "Trumped-up charges" refer to all the baseless charges those nasty lib DAs brought against him.

The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I've eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I'm pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.