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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Ah this again.. BMW offers an indicator subscription.. you get 10 free flashes per month, and then if you haven't bought in, it's pay per flash.. sheesh.. how is that hard to understand? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Us BMW drivers do use indicators, they’re just at a wavelength that poor people can’t see.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Similar to your dicks then

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Easy oil exchange pump. You need to stroke it left and right in order to get the old oil out of the tip of the lever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They usually hire specially educated women

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yes, I've also heard that women are usually much better at this job.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I currently drive a BMW and I use them. But that's because BMW driver is a state of mind and not based on the car you own. I am a Toyota driver at heart.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

The state I currently live, Louisiana, and it seems like blinkers at all is a premium package upgrade. Hell, half the time cops don't even use them around here. The only vehicle I can reliably see use them are out of state 18 wheelers.

Was behind a driver's Ed car once, no kids, the instructor. No blinker used....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

All these "Sporty" cars bros do this. Just entitled bitches that want to hurt people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Why all the hate for BMW drivers? Pickup owners should also be in this meme.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The meme involving pickup drivers is that they're lacking downstairs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nissan drivers are the real threat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

drills hole in exhaust

grrr I'm a race car

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

only 2 positions for the accelerator pedal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Come on down to Glendale, CA. You will understand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Not so many pickup drivers in the rest of the world compared to the US. Plenty of BMWs though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You can't expect people to stop being tribal.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I wish that problem was confined to BMW, it's common enough to happen even with popular car drivers 'round these parts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

In my experience Audi drivers are the worst. Whenever I see an idiot on the road there's always an Audi driver trying to out-idiot them right behind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I know a guy like this. He's a great guy, very competent, gives up his time for his community. Drives his Audi like a cunt though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

There must be a whole bunch of “temporarily embarrassed” BMW owners, then…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

if you ever think your job is pointless just remember there is someone who installs the turn signal system in BMWs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I tried sliding the control rod in and out of the steering column, but nothing happened. I think it's stuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I actually did that when I was a kid trying to understand those mysterious car sticks my dad slapped with incredible confidence while driving.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

"I can't read it, because it's literally blinding me right now, what is that, some kind of LED projector inside?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

This works for people in the state of Florida too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I resently switched from Toyota to Volkswagen. My signaling lowered by about 30%.

Here and there I just notice that I did it again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to think that this is because BMW drivers are Orcs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

No, that would be Lexus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Story Time:

My brother once gave me a ride home from work, back before I could drive. He had a Mercedes. Not only was he drinking beer while driving, he refused to use his indicators/blinkers

When I asked him why he didn't signal to other drivers, he said with a smirk "They didn't come with this model" and proceeded to finish his can of beer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No he works on a billionaire's yacht as an engineer. Maybe some day though lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do yachts have blinkers though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They don't. But if they did, I doubt they'd see much use

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I checked, and it seems like they use horn signaling instead

I'll should start using those on my BMW...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Italy doesn't count. They have... Their own way of doing things.