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Democracy is when you can choose different levels of hitler as your leader
DLoH (Different Levels of Hitler) claims to be ironic but whatever they are - they are the worst indie band ever.
Hmmm, might need to get my meter calibrated
Wait wait wait, is there actually a candidate named vivek? This whole time I genuinely thought it was elaborate morrowwind shitposting...
vivek: im gonna CHIM
Slavoj Vivek (first thing that pops into my mind when I see that)
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there is, but he's actually much more like sheogorath in fact
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“You can’t sit home. If you’re sick as a dog, you say, ‘Darling, I gotta make it,’” Trump said at an Indianola rally on Sunday. “Even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it, remember.”
Trump really said 
What does he have against dogs lmao
Doesn't he have a cleanliness thing? And someone that lacking in empathy and interest in the wellbeing of others might not get the appeal of dogs.
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I honestly have no idea why a Republican would vote for DeSantis when Trump is on the ballot. Do they think Trump is too frou-frou? Are they concerned with how efficiently their political enemies are harmed?
nerdy fascists
reagan republicans who think trump is a rude dipshit
I've been observing two kinds of Republicans who vote for DeSantis over Trump. The "he's rude and embarrassing, and problematic" group who cares more about optics, and the "he disappointed us and didn't accomplish all the things he promised he would" group that wants a guy who's a more principled fascist and will go all in on the culture war like in Florida.
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LOL Stupid fucking country. All those candidates fucking SUCK
frfr. my lib relatives love nikki haley bc apparently MSM is trying to get dems to support her. from what ive seen, she is a typical republican except she isnt a rabid pro-lifer (shes probably still against abortion tho, so idk)
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Lol Vivek did Great Replacement Theory out loud onstage and still didn't even crack third
It's kind of hard to sell replacement to the hogs when the salesman isn't white and he's not a Christian.
Damn. He didn't even find jesus? Talk about not doing your prep work.
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He's gonna be president again. There is no need to pay attention to any of this. Trump had got this locked.
Either or both of them could still die very publicly. Don't give up hope!
While they aren't immortal, there is something deeply unnatural about these zombies still walking the earth. Yes, the best medicine that money can buy is quite powerful, but cancer, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and various other degenerative diseases are so incredibly common at their age and are mostly irreversible.
My wonderful grandmother lies, bed ridden, barely conscious in a care home, waiting for the end. And these freaks stumble around, withering before our eyes, yet always getting up again to inject a little more desperation and destruction into the world. It's so bleak and I don't know if I can stand another round of this charade.
It's really sick. People like Fienstein and Pelosi, rich beyond imagination, keeping their claws dug in to the seat of power until they literally die, and using their last moments to make the world worse. Just sick. I cannot imagine what is happening in their heads. The Democrats, specifically, being unable and unwilling to train up successors just mystifies me. All i can figure is that their politics begin and end at I got mine fuck you, and they don't consider bringing up successors to keep the system stable and pursue long term goals.
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Yeah he will be a strong contender and possibly even win, but I would never say he is that far ahead(or at all) of Biden. I think people here learned nothing from the red wave flopping last time and I am already betting early on people here will be surprised Americans are all mostly genocidal freaks looking for any excuse to support war specialy when you almost turn it into some holy war over "American values" against the savage hordes of Russians and Muslims.
The primary issue is still the economy but there is time for Biden to make and or promise concessions before the election still. With all that said Trump offers basicaly nothing over Biden other than maybe swapping Russian/Muslism for Chinese but Biden can press the China button too so idk.
Less people are gonna come out for Biden than last time and most trimomguys are still trump guys. It's all vibes, no one really cares about issues.
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Every time the news pretended any of these clowns over the Big Wet Boy, It further reinforced that the US's dEmOcRaCy and Media apparatus is basically kabuki theater for people who barely achieved object permanance
Yup all the reas9nable responsible liberals who constantly tell us we're not serious and don't know how things work explaining why this means Trump isn't going to win.
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We don't talk enough about the sheer poetry of the two leading Republican candidates being named Ronald McDonald
I don’t wanna go back to the whitehouse help
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my vibe based analysis is that trump is going to win because he reminds people of pre-covid times
my vibe is that the funniest possible thing to happen is Trump wins the popular vote but Biden wins the electoral vote, immediately dies, then republicans call for ending both the electoral college and the presidential line of succession
And democrats agree with zero concessions to help the country move forward (and by forward I mean to the right)
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Trump also won 98 out of Iowa's 99 counties, losing Johnson County by a single vote
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Heres how De Santis can still win
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It's over for Binkley heads 
I really thought it was gonna be Binkley 2024
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Where is haleymentum 
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yea, pretty much every poll said he would win with 50%, DeSantis should have just countinue his state dictatorship of Florida instead of just running against Trump and losing most of his national support, Trump is winning for sure unless Biden drops out
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Good job, Chris Christie! You managed to get some family members to vote for you!
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35 votes for Chris Christie 
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Fellow Asa Hutchinson heads, I'm sorry we couldn't pull through
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Love to call an election with 3% of the votes in
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i'm shocked randal santis did so well
Liberals will look at us calling him our biggest wettest president and think that's an endorsement and idk what that says about them
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