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[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fae was just banned? Wow. I didn't know that...Fae led an amazing life. What else can you say? Fae was an amazing person, whether you agree or not. Fae was an amazing person who posted amazing things. I'm actually sad to hear that.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago
[-] CDommunist@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

This is my 9/11

[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Melina smoked too tough. Their swag was too different.

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

these were known issues discussed in official mod channels. it's unfortunate that they never addressed them before their untimely death

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait so was Melina found dead by the FBI or did the FBI kill fae?scared

[-] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

she killed all the FBI then took her own life

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Depends on whether you are a sheep that follows the mainstream fakenews or a independent thinker

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

wow the feds are pro union wtf

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes we’ll rally round the Hexbear, comrades, we’ll rally once again, hexbear-retro

Shouting the battle cry of freedom, kitty-cri-screm

We will rally from the megathread, we’ll gather from the newsthread hog-post ,

Shouting the battle cry of freedom! bird-screm-2

The Union forever! Hurrah, Bears, hurrah! og-hex-bear

Down with the traitor, up with the stars; china-stars

While we rally round the Hexbear, Comrades, rally once again, hexbear-shining

Shouting the battle cry of freedom! thurston

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Where were you when Melina was kill

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago
[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I prefer agitposters that didn’t get banned.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago
[-] if_they_push_that_button_your_ass_got_to_go@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i understand... in death, hexbears have a name. faer name is melina.

Damn… rest in peace melina

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

they got too close to the truth (lying)

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Uh...

Joe Biden

sweats profusely

killed Bill Clinton

looks for something topical

over amongus

waits for laughter

and then they both died

presses submit post to c/fakenews

[-] voight@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I mean if they were like this no one would actually get mad. A lot of fairly convincing gamer news, but then again I don't really Game so maybe it was more obvious if you follow E3 or whatever.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

this seems a bit beyond the pale

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

like, if a joke(?) about getting a visit from the feds is too much (which i agree, it is), then this seems mean spirited at best

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 16: ~~F~~ Melina (2013)

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

BMF driving out of a DSA posting sweatshop at max speed in an El Camino

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Melina bled to death from a wound caused by an automated machine gun in the trunk of their car to kill a bunch of snopes and politifact employees

[-] honeynut@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

it is with a heavy heart that I accept the position of /c/fakenews top mod in the absence of our fallen comrade 😔

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

submit 3 articles and i'll give you a junior correspondent role and an office in the janitor's closet

[-] honeynut@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

that's too hard I just wanna tell people to do

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

if you wanna be a boss you gotta do boss things

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

FAE JUST GOT BANNED FOR MAKING A PERFECT SHITPOST!

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

idgi can s1 please eli5 with emojis

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

The fuck that you hexbears don't even realize how significant fedjacketing is and why we don't do it, just says everything one needs to know...

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

agreed. i'm listening and learning

[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Melina wasn't booted because people thought they were a fed. They were booted because they made a cruel and distressing farce that went too far this time.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

cri how could I miss such a momentous occasion like this? I knew I shouldn't have taken PTO from the Florida Field Office today.

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Is this fake news or real fake news? I'm so lost

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