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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fae was just banned? Wow. I didn't know that...Fae led an amazing life. What else can you say? Fae was an amazing person, whether you agree or not. Fae was an amazing person who posted amazing things. I'm actually sad to hear that.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

This is my 9/11

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Melina smoked too tough. Their swag was too different.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

these were known issues discussed in official mod channels. it's unfortunate that they never addressed them before their untimely death

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Wait so was Melina found dead by the FBI or did the FBI kill fae?scared

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

she killed all the FBI then took her own life

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Depends on whether you are a sheep that follows the mainstream fakenews or a independent thinker

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

wow the feds are pro union wtf

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes we’ll rally round the Hexbear, comrades, we’ll rally once again, hexbear-retro

Shouting the battle cry of freedom, kitty-cri-screm

We will rally from the megathread, we’ll gather from the newsthread hog-post ,

Shouting the battle cry of freedom! bird-screm-2

The Union forever! Hurrah, Bears, hurrah! og-hex-bear

Down with the traitor, up with the stars; china-stars

While we rally round the Hexbear, Comrades, rally once again, hexbear-shining

Shouting the battle cry of freedom! thurston

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Where were you when Melina was kill

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

I prefer agitposters that didn’t get banned.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i understand... in death, hexbears have a name. faer name is melina.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Damn… rest in peace melina

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

they got too close to the truth (lying)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Uh...

Joe Biden

sweats profusely

killed Bill Clinton

looks for something topical

over amongus

waits for laughter

and then they both died

presses submit post to c/fakenews

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I mean if they were like this no one would actually get mad. A lot of fairly convincing gamer news, but then again I don't really Game so maybe it was more obvious if you follow E3 or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this seems a bit beyond the pale

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

like, if a joke(?) about getting a visit from the feds is too much (which i agree, it is), then this seems mean spirited at best

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 16: ~~F~~ Melina (2013)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

BMF driving out of a DSA posting sweatshop at max speed in an El Camino

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Melina bled to death from a wound caused by an automated machine gun in the trunk of their car to kill a bunch of snopes and politifact employees

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it is with a heavy heart that I accept the position of /c/fakenews top mod in the absence of our fallen comrade 😔

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

submit 3 articles and i'll give you a junior correspondent role and an office in the janitor's closet

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that's too hard I just wanna tell people to do

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

if you wanna be a boss you gotta do boss things

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Smh where will I get my fake news now?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

I Own Swag now

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

FAE JUST GOT BANNED FOR MAKING A PERFECT SHITPOST!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

idgi can s1 please eli5 with emojis

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The fuck that you hexbears don't even realize how significant fedjacketing is and why we don't do it, just says everything one needs to know...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

agreed. i'm listening and learning

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Melina wasn't booted because people thought they were a fed. They were booted because they made a cruel and distressing farce that went too far this time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

cri how could I miss such a momentous occasion like this? I knew I shouldn't have taken PTO from the Florida Field Office today.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Is this fake news or real fake news? I'm so lost