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Joe Biden will lose the election and they will blame it on the left

The healthcare crash will worsen

'Worker shortage' gets worse because everyone is depressed and sick

Homelessness will become unignorable. People start noticing random dissapearances of tent cities with no explanation

The weather becomes literally unlivable in some areas

Food shortages

More human rights rolled back

Mass protests will happen again, this time in response to the West wasting money on military spending and sending money to Israel and Ukraine rather than on fixing the crisis's at home.

BRICS will gain more members as people become increasingly pissed with the US

Zombie Kissinger

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Zombie Kissinger

racks shotgun

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Nothing changes and everything keeps getting worse

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

China will do something with Taiwan that is not really an invasion but the US will call it one and pundits will put a crazy spin on it and half of the west charges into another conflict but half-asses it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Proxy war against the USA and Iran, funny option China does invade Taiwan and the USA breaks it's back funding four wars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Canadian housing situation will dodge its breaking point for this year but things will get progressively worse through the year.

Every Tory in government is going to push for the legalization of 5-over-1s to "address the housing crisis" and the first one they try to build is going to burn down during construction.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Strange space rock lands in Ann Arbor. Everyone becomes zombified but it's actually fine, no one craves the flesh of the living and anyone compared to everything else it's not a big deal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Fine until it somehow mates with Covid and creates a more traditional zombie virus*

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'm confident that every single one of these will happen. Every. Single. One.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Chile will buy the Patagonia for like $5

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

literally all of these are guaranteed to happen and aren't even really "predictions" other than zombie kissinger

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You just had to make your own post, huh?!

If you get less than 50%, you're banned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

european manufacturing continues to decline and the gardeners continue elect far right politicians that (shocker) don't actually solve anything

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Dirt_Owl will change avatars once again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Joe Biden discovers senile posting on hexbear and launches global communism with an elite army of super cute bears