Oh, so I'm a lib now, am I?

I have an Ottomatic so does that make me a Marxist-Leninist? A Maoist? Or both?

Liberal maoist :(

I brew with the chemex but espresso is my shop drink.

Ok wait where is the shitty stovetop Turkish coffee i make that just turns into a French press without the press and grounds so fine they enter my bloodstream directly?

can you actually dial it back from MLM to ML?

because based on this image, that's me

I've been a Hoxhaist, I've been an Anarchist. I've even even been a liberal.

But in the end, long live the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism

this is accurate because of used all of these except liberalism and trotskyism

But experimenting with Hoxhaism the last couple of years.

evidently. I don't drink coffee but do have a V60 and some frozen if someone visits

What about a Vietnamese phin brew method?

I use a hand pressed expresso maker. Does the fact it takes physical labor make me more or less of a lib.

I get a cup of hot water and eyeball a serving of dehydrated coffee

which tendency am I

What's cold brew mean to you then? (I assume maoist)

Maoist gang represent

I used to be an anarchist, but now I just drink tea

I have and use all of these

coffee sucks give me the industrial chemicals

What does it mean that when I make coffee for me and my partner every day I’m a Maoist, but when she’s out of town I revert to my old anarchist ways, and yet also when we have guests I switch to a new, larger anarchist coffee device?

Just found out I am an anarchist. But with Hoxhaist tendencies. I guess I should start forming a voluntary collective to make bunkers.

I don't drink coffee... but my spouse is a trot!

It's Joever for me. I'm a dirty Trot according to this

I'm a left-com / Hoxhaist. Apparently I'm big on purity within communism, which is unfortunately opposite to my true position of left unity. Kiss me you leftists