However sometimes they allow cards that are being used for recurring subscriptions to keep going even if you've had the card replaced. I know from experience Chase does this

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Removing the cat was funny but making the old man in the back actually smiling is fucking genius

Because of all the telemetry and ads loading in the background.

That's crazy to me because I had the exact opposite experience. I went in hoping for a certain amount, and they offered me knowing full well what I was hoping for, 20,000 more. Plus all the other benefits like video games and dogs at work. In fact I don't think I've ever had a bad experience with startups except that your job is essentially temporary cuz they will either close or sell

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Don't think of it that way. You're not saying oh this is terrible so now you have to do this. You're saying this is a demanding job and you ought to have respect for the people who do it. Give them a little insight into the hardships of the people they're giving shit