The replies are hilarious 
, so many blue checks saying "abandon big tech!" while they pay for Twitter from the richest fascist in the world.
Wokeism has really gone too far when when microsoft is pushing the metric system
IMO it should mark imperial in red as totally incorrect.
Imagine being one of the wealthiest people on the planet but so desperate to feel oppressed that you do performative outrage over an app's in-built editor giving you conversion notes for commonly used systems of measurement.
I would be willing to bet metric is the most widely used system of measurement lol what a fucking dork
GEE THE COMMUNITY NOTES CAN CARRY A BIAS?
These blue checks saying they want to abandon big tech are in for a rude awakening when they realize people like me are more common in the open source community.
Unless they want to create Parlor OS and expose their data and lack of opsec to trans hackers again. I'm all for that.
I would love to see a chud attempt at an OS
They already did: TempleOS.
Ironically that's Windows
Scheduling processes to balance out their CPU usage sounds too much like communism, so instead the processes using the most resources will be given an even bigger share, so they can use it to create jobs.
Several worms come pre-installed, because the best way to overcome viruses is through herd immunity.
Parent processes will not be able to terminate child processes, because life begins at execution.
There is only HTTP and not HTTPS to make sure you can't visit any un-Christian websites in secret.
Multithreading sounds too much like multiculturalism, so it is not supported.
Only ASCII characters are supported, so the computer can't communicate with China and give them our secrets.
Only available on CISC architectures, to make sure it can't be infected by the trans agenda.
I’m imagining an autocorrect from neutral pronouns to him or her etc. and the havoc it would reap on language.
now scolds you
Scolds? Manbaby overreacting as usual... I don't see Clippy popping up on the screen and telling you you're a moron for not using inclusive language.
But now that I think about it, I wish it did that.
They should honestly be embarrassed when even porky is telling them that they need to brush up on their good manners.
: "Well gee Mr., you don't have to be so mean all the time!"
: "BUT AH DUHN WANNA BE NICE! IT'S NOT KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWL!"
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New Libreoffice fork just dropped
Available now on TempleOS
the fact he thinks the metric system is woke is just ridiculous
mfer is out here selling electric cars with batteries in kWh and getting people to launch rockets and he's going to complain about the metric system. In before he demands his engineers build rockets in slugs per furlong or some nonsense like that.
Woah imagine being able to ignore a suggestion
That would be so fucking wild, if it were possible
Is... Is Elon writing copy for the Cyber Truck himself??
The dumb, bad writing of "Also, insane stability" makes me think it's him
sane stability would be nice
I doubt he even wrote this stupid copy. It's probably a final review or whatever.
Confidential Business data
Normies can't handle a basic, polite disagreement without them screeching that they were reminded that they're assholes. I don't get it, if they revel in being pure evil, and they so much as get told that they're not very nice. Why do they take issue with being reminded of a quality they're proud of?
Sure, I don't expect the average person to be much of a thinker, but still.
>Smartest man in the world
>uses Word
The smartest man in the world would use LaTeX obviously
We're dangerously close to him saying he uses Linux to avoid big tech's woke grasp on the world.
I don't think Torvalds is actually a communist but I think this article alone is enough for Musk fans to lose their minds before switching to Linux. What if they move to apple? 
The post that the headline originates from is even funnier, could have chosen a better word rather than using "moron" though 
I'm really glad elon's solution to "big woke tech" seems to be just buying (twitter) or cloning (chatgpt) it, not directing people to open source or whatever because we do NOT need any more fucking chuds in the FOSS world. I feel like the tide has only really started to turn in the past 5 years
Does he want to sell outside the US? Better get used to metric.
That cybertruck is basically illegal anywhere but the US.
And he grew up in South Africa, the imperial system should be the one he's not used to.
Imperialists mad at metric chads
1400 people killed (roughly .5 9/11s)
Elon Musk, I am BEGGING you to buy Microsoft and teach these WOKE COMMUNIST LIBERALS how to design a suite of office productivity software which unleashes our true potential for freedom and prosperity.
Word’s metric conversion does kinda suck though. It should probably say “about 5 tonnes”.
Gonna cause mayhem by selling Elon my anti woke spin of redstar os
That second one is actually very useful
Do you all hate the metric system or do you just hate base 10?
Count to el & reflect on this.
Are there any corrections that address childish manbabies or lonely simps who dream of robot girlfriends?
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“I can excuse racism but I draw the line at adopting the metric system”
