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The replies are hilarious michael-laugh, so many blue checks saying "abandon big tech!" while they pay for Twitter from the richest fascist in the world.

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[–] 83 points 2 years ago (26 children)

Wokeism has really gone too far when when microsoft is pushing the metric system

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  • [–] 75 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Imagine being one of the wealthiest people on the planet but so desperate to feel oppressed that you do performative outrage over an app's in-built editor giving you conversion notes for commonly used systems of measurement.

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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    idiot

    GEE THE COMMUNITY NOTES CAN CARRY A BIAS?

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    [–] 64 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    These blue checks saying they want to abandon big tech are in for a rude awakening when they realize people like me are more common in the open source community.

    Unless they want to create Parlor OS and expose their data and lack of opsec to trans hackers again. I'm all for that.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    I would love to see a chud attempt at an OS

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Scheduling processes to balance out their CPU usage sounds too much like communism, so instead the processes using the most resources will be given an even bigger share, so they can use it to create jobs.

    Several worms come pre-installed, because the best way to overcome viruses is through herd immunity.

    Parent processes will not be able to terminate child processes, because life begins at execution.

    There is only HTTP and not HTTPS to make sure you can't visit any un-Christian websites in secret.

    Multithreading sounds too much like multiculturalism, so it is not supported.

    Only ASCII characters are supported, so the computer can't communicate with China and give them our secrets.

    Only available on CISC architectures, to make sure it can't be infected by the trans agenda.

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    [–] 57 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    now scolds you

    Scolds? Manbaby overreacting as usual... I don't see Clippy popping up on the screen and telling you you're a moron for not using inclusive language.

    But now that I think about it, I wish it did that.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    They should honestly be embarrassed when even porky is telling them that they need to brush up on their good manners.

    porky-happy: "Well gee Mr., you don't have to be so mean all the time!"

    frothingfash: "BUT AH DUHN WANNA BE NICE! IT'S NOT KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWL!"

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Are you tired of using gay liberal software products like Microsoft Word? Do you want to stand up and fight for your right to free speech? Try God’s Word now and fight back against the woke agenda, where we are 100% certified to find you the right slurs to use for a Twitter argument

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    the fact he thinks the metric system is woke is just ridiculous

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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    mfer is out here selling electric cars with batteries in kWh and getting people to launch rockets and he's going to complain about the metric system. In before he demands his engineers build rockets in slugs per furlong or some nonsense like that.

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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Woah imagine being able to ignore a suggestion

    That would be so fucking wild, if it were possible

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    [–] 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Is... Is Elon writing copy for the Cyber Truck himself??

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  • Confidential Business data

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Normies can't handle a basic, polite disagreement without them screeching that they were reminded that they're assholes. I don't get it, if they revel in being pure evil, and they so much as get told that they're not very nice. Why do they take issue with being reminded of a quality they're proud of?

    Sure, I don't expect the average person to be much of a thinker, but still.

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    >Smartest man in the world

    >uses Word

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    We're dangerously close to him saying he uses Linux to avoid big tech's woke grasp on the world.

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  • [–] [S] 27 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I don't think Torvalds is actually a communist but I think this article alone is enough for Musk fans to lose their minds before switching to Linux. What if they move to apple? data-laughing

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago*

    I'm really glad elon's solution to "big woke tech" seems to be just buying (twitter) or cloning (chatgpt) it, not directing people to open source or whatever because we do NOT need any more fucking chuds in the FOSS world. I feel like the tide has only really started to turn in the past 5 years

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Does he want to sell outside the US? Better get used to metric.

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    Imperialists mad at metric chads

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    1400 people killed (roughly .5 9/11s)

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    Elon Musk, I am BEGGING you to buy Microsoft and teach these WOKE COMMUNIST LIBERALS how to design a suite of office productivity software which unleashes our true potential for freedom and prosperity.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Word’s metric conversion does kinda suck though. It should probably say “about 5 tonnes”.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Gonna cause mayhem by selling Elon my anti woke spin of redstar os

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    That second one is actually very useful

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Do you all hate the metric system or do you just hate base 10?

    Count to el & reflect on this.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Are there any corrections that address childish manbabies or lonely simps who dream of robot girlfriends?

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