Olive Garden: When you're here yo-hey, what's she doing with that breadstick?
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That's what the breadsticks are for, isn't it?
The pfp looks wildly young. This is oddly timely with the caller that called into EITM this morning who sounded like a middle schooler but was really some 50 year old pickle ball champion.
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Which olive garden is it, so that I don't accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?
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Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.
Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!
That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!
One way to use those endless bread sticks.
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I'll have what she's having?
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The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.
“When you're here, you're family”
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olive garden? This is a Wendy's.
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Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden?
Needs more pepper and Parmesan.
This genius is a big H3 fan so this is probably not a shitpost but an admission
That AI generated profile picture
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very paraprosdokian
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