Yeah I really messed up there. Let's just say he probably got turned into warg poop for being too sassy.
Technically an uruki-hai is an orc from another brother. One theory was orcs doing the nasty with humans, think Treebeard said that in the book? Or them popping out of the ground via dark magic, according to Peter Jackson.
But I felt compelled to include him.
Tolkien was pretty loose with what an orc, goblin, and uruki-hai were. Lots of hints, but almost like he built them as an unsolved mystery on purpose?
I just decided to go with the first few pictures I could find that looked fitting.
P.S. I should have included the animated LOTR/Hobbit (1970s) orcs. My personal favorites.
It's called Gatekeeping, you wouldn't understand because it was before your time.
Exactly, my blubber adds extra insulation, buoyancy, and protection from predators.
I threw up in my mouth.
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All we got is maggoty bread.