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[–] 62 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Jensen what the fuck are you talking about?

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  • [–] 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    This is literally just the same bullshit Zuck tried to pull with the meta verse and real estate but for factories. These people all share a single brain cell.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    This shit always makes me think about the Dean from the show Community getting vr to do simple office tasks and then yelling "Jesus wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer!" after increasing the font size

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Thing is VR at least is a unique tool with practical uses that we have barely begun to scratch the surface on and thousands of potential use cases or more. LLMs just suck up energy and do stuff that humans do, but worse 99% of the time.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    So I know what he is trying to say but he is a fucking moron so he has clearly mixed up several Industry 4.0 terms.

    So a 'digital twin' is a simulation that runs and makes predictions off of real sensor inputs. Pretty useful stuff, and a rapidly developing field for those that have the money and manpower to implement these SCADA systems. Most modern electrical turbines use this stuff for preventative maintenance, though people are trying to incorporate AI into it for problem solving (for some reason).

    We already "build digital cars" as in we make models of the products digitally prior to production.

    Idk, his brain is just kinda fried.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Maybe it's AI because statistics = machine learning = AI?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    The digital CEO of your future digital factory:

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

    Is it a good sign for the economy when every tech CEO starts talking like Nick Land except with shit purple prose?

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  • [–] 33 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Gotta blow up that bubble even more by making wild-ass claims. Hope you choke on your jacket, asshole.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Why does ever C suite sound like some midwit PKD knock off now? They’re like schlock sci-fi writers from a forgotten era but they also rule the world? I wonder if there’s been a more annoying time in human history. Probably but still so sick of these fucking self serious cornballs who think they’re Thanos IRL.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 days ago

    They would build digital cars

    Ok soviet-chad

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    sweat Phew, that was exhausting. None of you no-goodniks better download one of these!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago

    Didn't the crypto bros already try to sell digital goods via NFTs and virtual land and that whole grift collapsed in barely a year or so?

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  • [–] 23 points 2 days ago

    It's like Severance but your twin can't fuck

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  • [–] 20 points 2 days ago

    we’re at the metaverse phase of the scam

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  • [–] 18 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Jankum overdose from huffing his own farts

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  • [–] 16 points 2 days ago

    what you have to remember about jensen huang is that he's really fucking stupid


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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    What the fuck does he POSSIBLY mean by this.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago

    The utilitarian cultists at least have a pretty clear vision. This guy just vomits word salad.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Weird. Is Nvidia nearing an IPO? Or are they just invested massively in the ones that are?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago

    It's just the metaverse? dead-dove-2 dead-dove-3

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    So, like… admin? Pretty sure most companies that have factories already have a “digital” side.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Is he always talking this kind of nonsense or is he dumbing it down for Merz?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    That fucking digital leather jacket of his…so goddamn sick of it.

    removed try something new.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    What if my digital twin is a total hunk or babe, huh, what then smart guys??

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago

    gonna reheat a previous post to see if this is anything:

    Adam Jensen Huang

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago* (3 children)

    And the digital factory will make stuff. Meanwhile, the real factory will use the stuff to make other digital factories. This should result in infinite factories and stuff.

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    [–] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    How are we gonna pay for all that, energy-wise?

    Answer me that, Mr leather jacket man

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