here's an idea that will appeal to both sides: the state mandated girlfriend and state forced feminization bureaus are the same bureau. Every incel who signs up gets randomly assigned to either receive, or be, a girlfriend.

"I'm a massive fucking loser and I would vote for trump if he forced a woman to spend time with me"

On one hand, this could lead to a lot of chuds getting poisoned to death

On the other, it could also lead to a lot of chuds getting stabbed to death

Chuds when they get an actual human being in their government mandated trafficking scheme instead of a blushing, submissive anime girl:

It looks like she's the only one that's happy with this situation, so maybe she's the one getting her mail-order wojak.

I hate the term "male loneliness epidemic" so fucking much.

You wanna know why you're lonely? Take a look at yourself. I can assure you, it has everything to do with YOU as a person instead of what "feminism" has supposedly done.

Yeah a cop takes a pretty woman to their local neet misanthrope chud? She won't be smiling. This is how you go back to women poisoning the fuck out of men, feminism means less men turning purple and green choking on their nuggies

no no no you see sex trafficking is only done by evil hispanic people. when trump does tfw gf program it's wholesome and epic!

"Every man an Epstein." - Huey Long Reboot 2026

I know these incel creeps dehumanise women to an absurd degree, but how do they expect this thing to even work? Where do all the women come from in this state mandated girlfriend thing? Like, you know they won't settle for anything less than perfectly white, straight, hollywood good looks type of women, who are all still delicate little virgin flowers but also have the sex skills of a porn star, which I imagine there aren't really a whole lot of in the US.

And in turn, any woman forced into this state mandated girlfriend policy probably has a very easy out, to just get a boyfriend first and then she can't be forcibly assigned to one. I imagine almost every woman would probably pick some random relatively decent guy off the street rather than the sort of disgusting sewer surfing CHUD that would sign up for a state mandated girlfriend program. So the logistics of this just doesn't make sense.

Unless they expect all women to be forcibly separated from their partners are forced into this program, which I don't imagine any of them would appreciate, nor would their partners, nor their friends and family, or pretty much anyone who isn't a completely isolated disgusting little incel. There'd be riots in the street, even the regular MAGAs would probably be opposing this.

So the idea that this would somehow make Trump more popular is just so strange. Only the CHUDDiest of CHUDs would actually want to vote for the guy who proposes this, and they're already voting for Trump anyway, and I imagine most women wouldn't approve of a program that is basically just gender segregated slavery, and probably wouldn't vote for him, even white women, since it would actually disproportionately affect them. Not to mention anyone with a conscience, or any of the "fuck you, I've got mine" CHUDs who are already in a relationship.

Additionally, I can't imagine what these guys imagine a relationship entails. Or...maybe I sort of could, but really don't want to think about it, because it sounds like they imagine less of an "equal partner" and more of a "sex slave who isn't allowed to disobey me", which is also just kind of slimey of them to pretend to dance around. I think that's what disgusts me the most about incels, they're disgusting and view women solely as objects for their sexual pleasure, but they try to pretend they don't, they should be more honest about what disgusting scumbags they are, because it's not like they're good at hiding it.

It's like some kind of fruedian slip that both the guys have a "wtf am I doing with my life" expression on their faces

This is an unsurpring result of having a party that has increasingly openly made the ownership and control of women it's core identity recently; from actual policy to manosphere and 'values' shit. Even in a society that successfully manages to reopress women into property, there's also a huge younger right wing contingent who knows that they're downwardly mobile and won't get to share in the spoils of that twisted society without any money or status. But rather than rethink their awful attitude to women they'd rather rethink their awful attitude to the role of the state (in vain).

People don't give enough credit to the fact that incel chuddy types genuinely want something like this, or, at least, feel it's a moral violation that things aren't like this.

The thought experemnt is awful. It is however funny to imagine the power of beurocracy put behind this situation. If you imagine it abstracted without the human horror of it. Like, it would be ice agents and female immigrants so in a generation you would have effectively turned the white identity core of maga into biracial bilingual cadre with a deep seated and valid grudge against the government.

It doesn't matter to point out hypocrisy but seeing how immediately any of their ideas fall appart with any actual thought is instructive

This makes me feel just about every negative emotion. Anger, disguist, sadness, hatred, all of it.

How about a state mandated Dominatrix that forces you to get your life together and not be such an Incel?

Bourgeois culture raises boring boys

Republicans lose midterms after turning their base into lobsters.

this art feels ai generated....