Look at how sad I am at this news.

Look at me.

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[–] 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 73 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Mind you, practically everyone in a megabank between the junior analysts and the C suite has “vice president” in their title, so it’s unlikely she was upper level management.

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  • [–] 64 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Is so cooked that the only thing that I can think off is "So anyway, I started stabbing" started-blasting

    Pigs killed her because the idiots doesn't know anything else beside shooting people.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    Yeah the video that still is from is crazy to watch because there's like literally 10+ cops surrounding her in a circle, two of them try tazing her and obviously the tasers fail to go through her shirt. She steps towards the nearest officer who tased her, swings her kitchen knives very slowly and is already stumbling (I assume at least one taser managed to get her). Cops all get scared and just immediately unload. Literally firing at will despite there being a bunch of civilians/cars and also their fellow cops in the crossfire.

    Absolutely incredible none of them had the fucking intelligence or bravery to...you know...use their superior numbers to surround her and just tase her from behind or you know...grab her arms and get her to drop the knives.

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    [–] 56 points 1 month ago*

    Imagine dying and people look at your LinkedIn profile for info about you. Grim.

    Nonetheless lmaoooo. This marketing for the Kirkiversary is wild. Shit's going to be a movie

    dubois-dance

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  • BofA deez nuts

    rip-bozo

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  • [–] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Apparently they have thousands of VPs and its just a mid level MBA role.

    Lol, they keep trying convince us her life is more than some average worker

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Yeah there's the joke in American Psycho where the guys are aggressively comparing business cards and all of them have the title of vice president.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    A minor local bank (like 20 branches total) has a branch in a grocery store near me that has four employees. Two of them have name tags that say Vice President.

    They're closing the branch in a couple weeks, so they're probably gonna get transferred to some other branch and all the tellers will be VPs.

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    Doesn't seem like it was targeted, but sometimes collateral damage just happens, you know

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  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago

    I was gonna say that's one hell of a high value target for a random stabbing, but she's not VP of the whole company. Banks have this annoying habit of assigning every department manager a VP title so that their clients feel like they're getting executive treatment.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Need some more BofAs in the comments here.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

    She must have died of self-cringe. Imagine being a banker.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago

    Bofa deez nutz lmao

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    [–] 32 points 1 month ago

    Bofa deez knives in ur gut. Ha!

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  • [–] 31 points 1 month ago

    There was a Hamas base inside that banker!

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago

    sometimes karma comes at you fast

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    BofA vice president Piacenti killed in Times Square stabbing

    waow-based

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    i didn't realize it was karma day! hurray

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago*

    lol skill issue

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    vp of getting shanked

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    I understand the hyperreality everyone is willingly jumping into of an evil bank executive, but I feel like it’s a little fucked up. As others have noted, banking Vice Presidents are literally salespeople and account managers. These are the rank and file junior employees.

    They probably barely make enough money to live in New York City. Tens of thousands of salespeople are not partying with JEE at the Bohemian Club discussing how they’re going to destroy the workers.

    I’m not saying they don’t make good money, or that Western banking is not a predatory industry. I’m sure they do scummy shit to make their sales but that is business. China isn’t free from it either. If we’re going to shoot everyone in the above criteria then good luck rebuilding post-revolution society. China just barely did it in time to not get invaded by the rest of the world.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Its funny how people on shitter are like ohhhh can the left not make fun of this corpo banker making almost a quarter of a mill and everyone here is smoking her pack crazy style lol

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Should've specced for some hp, clearly going all-in on commerce left his build too squishy

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