KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[–] 230 points 2 years ago* (10 children)

de-inland-empire [Legendary: Success] — The weight of a world is lifted off of a dozen others. In Vietnam, in Bangladesh, in Timor, in Cambodia, in Chile, in Cyprus; the undercurrent breathes a collective sigh. One more piece is off of the board. The empire is running out of material.

de-half-light — τελειωτικό χτύπημα.

dubois-depressed — What happens now?

de-logic — For you, Detective? Or the world?

dubois-depressed — For the world.

de-logic — Nothing.

de-rhetoric [Hard: Success] — An old man who did his damage is dead. His spirit is gone, but the mark will remain. Him being gone solves nothing.

dubois-depressed — And for me?

de-volition — For you? You celebrate.

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    [–] 210 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Alright, shut down the site. Mission accomplished. It's been a slice

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  • [–] 145 points 2 years ago (69 children)

    Where were you when Kissinger died?

    I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies. strangelove-wow

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Wish I could admit to something cooler but I was watching Harry Potter with kiddo (I've really tried...he's into it though through my ex tho).

    I can happily say however that we paused the movie and proceeded to dance around the house at the joyous good news. He's recording it in his diary now!

    Also;

    https://hexbear.net/comment/3113940

    Called it!!!!!!

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    [–] 109 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Meanwhile on lemmy.world

    Cowards

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    [–] 90 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Mods will patrol upvote history like they do with transphobic comments. Anyone who doesn't upvote this post will be banned.

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    [–] 87 points 2 years ago

    What a difference a day makes.

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  • [–] 80 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM AND THE LAO PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC HAVE OUTLIVED HENRY KISSINGER

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    [–] 80 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Anthony Bourdain — 'Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands

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    [–] 78 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Reuniting with my former /r/ChapoTrapHouse brethren to celebrate the occasion

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    [–] 76 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

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    [–] 75 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    UlyssesT takes a break and then Kissinger dies immediately.... What does it all mean?

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    [–] 74 points 2 years ago

    Fuck him for not doing it sooner. POS to the end.

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  • [–] 70 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The only bad news is that this didn't happen half a century ago. ( 🦀 still )

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    [–] 69 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Kissinger's wikipedia article is a battlefield rn, the end of the first paragraph about an hour ago read "He is currently burning in hell for his war crimes." :crab-party:

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    [–] 68 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Damn I was literally falling asleep and now I'm cranked up like a hog blitzed on speed

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    [–] 67 points 2 years ago

    I now know how the Irish felt when the queen died. RIP BOZO

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  • [–] 64 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    DING DONG THE WAR CRIMINAL IS GONE.

    OH HAPPY DAY 🪅 meow-bounce sicko-jammin sicko-jammin party-sicko party-sicko

    WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT RIGHT BEFORE BED

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    [–] 62 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can someone ask what Kissinger thinks about this? Oh wait you can't he's fuckin' dead lmao

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    [–] 62 points 2 years ago

    No matter how you feel in your life right now, remember this: you are alive and Henry Kissinger is dead.

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    [–] 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Hope they drive a stake through his dead heart just to be sure

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unremovedtitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago

    Along with Thọ, Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on December 10, 1973, for their work in negotiating the ceasefires contained in the Paris Peace Accords on "Ending the War and Restoring Peace in Vietnam", signed the previous January. According to Irwin Abrams, this prize was the most controversial to date. For the first time in the history of the Peace Prize, two members left the Nobel Committee in protest. Thọ rejected the award, telling Kissinger that peace had not been restored in South Vietnam. Kissinger wrote to the Nobel Committee that he accepted the award "with humility", and "donated the entire proceeds to the children of American servicemembers killed or missing in action in Indochina". After the Fall of Saigon in 1975, Kissinger attempted to return the award.

    This is such a goddamn funny paragraph

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    volcel-judge you may cum, but don't get used to it.

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    Kissinger Memorandum: “To Isolate the Palestinians”

    Now it is very easy for a group like this to try to say that American and Israeli interests are identical. But this is not exactly so and I think it is wrong for the Jewish community in the United States to get fixed on that concept. The United States has an interest in the survival of Israel. But we, of course, have an interest in the 130 million Arabs that sit athwart the world’s oil supplies.

    he-admit-it

    theory-gary what if the United States doesn't have a need for the oil anymore?

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are we able to fly the flag at twice staff?

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago

    Alright folks... we got our one good thing for the year.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    reddit-logo isn't even doing the "celebrating someone's death is never ok" pinned comment shit. All the top comments are good too. Somehow the thread isn't locked.

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