KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by to c/news@hexbear.net
 

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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[–] 145 points 2 years ago (69 children)

Where were you when Kissinger died?

I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies. strangelove-wow

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  • [–] 73 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    Sitting on the couch with my 3 year old leaning into me, watching Bluey gaddafi-happy

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Wish I could admit to something cooler but I was watching Harry Potter with kiddo (I've really tried...he's into it though through my ex tho).

    I can happily say however that we paused the movie and proceeded to dance around the house at the joyous good news. He's recording it in his diary now!

    Also;

    https://hexbear.net/comment/3113940

    Called it!!!!!!

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The idea of a small child recording a war criminal's death in their diary is making me laugh 😆

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago

    Lolol....He's a child and honestly has little context for any of it...he just knows he's asked me if there are any real life supervillains/sith lords in real life and I've told him "well....there is Henry Kissinger...."

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    Listening to the Guts theme on my phone, pacing around the room with Hexbear on one tab and an algorithm programming assignment on the other. High as fuck. I can feel the packwatches increasing on the daily and finally feel like I have a soul again. Good times

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Okay so I was laying in bed with my wife, browsing fucking /pol/. I wanted to see what the world's largest population of brainworms is saying nowadays. Mild psychic damage, and the result is that some anon on /pol/ informed me that Henry Kissinger died. I thought they were trolling.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    I frantically rode my bike to the corner store 5 minutes before it closed to grab a drink to celebrate, now I can listen to the Wailers and revel in a small victory that required nothing of me but the passing of time.

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