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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 1 year ago (52 children)

Where were you when Kissinger died?

I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies. strangelove-wow

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (3 children)

An IRA bar. Fucking jovial in here.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

What I would give to be there.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Sitting on the couch with my 3 year old leaning into me, watching Bluey gaddafi-happy

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

we're gonna make it bros

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

I was with my kids in the kitchen, I had just pulled some fresh baked cookies out of the oven. Such a nice moment.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

While I was putting my son to bed I had the beautiful thought that he won't have to grow up in a world with Henry Kissinger in it

[–] bdonvr 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not kidding literally at work, one earbud in on a conference call with my local Communist Party club lmaoooo someone announced it on the call

10000% serious

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Wish I could admit to something cooler but I was watching Harry Potter with kiddo (I've really tried...he's into it though through my ex tho).

I can happily say however that we paused the movie and proceeded to dance around the house at the joyous good news. He's recording it in his diary now!

Also;

https://hexbear.net/comment/3113940

Called it!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The idea of a small child recording a war criminal's death in their diary is making me laugh 😆

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Lolol....He's a child and honestly has little context for any of it...he just knows he's asked me if there are any real life supervillains/sith lords in real life and I've told him "well....there is Henry Kissinger...."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

It's okay for your kid to like it, as long as they outgrow it at some point.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I was playing Minecraft and didn't believe my friend after he messaged me. Was certain he unlocked immortality.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I was editing a fantasy erotica story I wrote like three weeks ago.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Listening to the Guts theme on my phone, pacing around the room with Hexbear on one tab and an algorithm programming assignment on the other. High as fuck. I can feel the packwatches increasing on the daily and finally feel like I have a soul again. Good times

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i was in the middle of writing a comment explaining a dumb joke edit of a stan kelly comic about visual novels

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was high in bed listening to krautrock.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Hallelelelelelelelelaluwah

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

i was chillin with the homeless homie

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Just getting out of a Taco Bell drive thru after work. The DJ at the local college metal show announced it then started playing Peace Sells by Megadeath.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Listening to the Clash, was damn poetry to see those notifications roll in with such a glorious soundtrack (Kingston Advice from Sandinista!)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

'kissinger is kill'
'yes'

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Celebrating with thousands and thousands of Muslims in New Jersey, dancing on rooftops near Trump Tower.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

At work processing vehicle titles for sale

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

At work wasting time.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I was showing my gf Children of Men

Love that movie but fuck if this isn't the best palate cleanser from that bleakness

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

getting a big bowl of ice cream and then decided to get an even bigger bowl

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Okay so I was laying in bed with my wife, browsing fucking /pol/. I wanted to see what the world's largest population of brainworms is saying nowadays. Mild psychic damage, and the result is that some anon on /pol/ informed me that Henry Kissinger died. I thought they were trolling.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Grocery store.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Just got home a short bit ago, only to find this amazing news

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Sitting down after work with my cat. Let out a huge laugh at the news which scared her.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I frantically rode my bike to the corner store 5 minutes before it closed to grab a drink to celebrate, now I can listen to the Wailers and revel in a small victory that required nothing of me but the passing of time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

On the bus home from work, rattling by the public hospital.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Doing a few touch ups for my client after Christmas shopping with my wife. Pretty cozy day tbh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

havin an after work beer. now i'm havin two. this one's for you, champ!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I was being texted by my undergrad assistant that rats didn’t get fed, it was honestly distracting

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

listening to my vinyl of tpab and my friend messaged me, oh joy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Playing Horizon: Zero Dawn.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

On the toilet seat. Constipation cured!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

At a restaurant for my friend’s birthday when my partner got the NYT alert. I may have double-fist-pumped and yelled “rest in piss” a bit too loud

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I was just sitting down with dinner. Best fucking appetizer ever

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Accidentally robotripping and under a weighted blanket cuddling my dog

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