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[–] 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

Sock, sock shoe, shoe.

Usually because I put my socks on in the bedroom, but my shoes are by the back door: i don't put them on unless I am going outside.

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    [–] 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Shoes belong in the entryway. Socks in the bedroom. Socks will always be put on before shoes.

    There are a couple of niche situations where one might put socks and shoes on at the same time/place, but the norm of socks first then travelling to the shoes dictates that socks first, shoes after.

    The one exception is when for example, changing in a public space, or outside, where you don't want to get your sock dirty, so you put sock then shoe and then sock then shoe

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  • [–] 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Shoe/shoe then sock/sock so your shoes don't get dirty

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    [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago

    Sock/sock and then shoe/shoe, BECAUSE the shoes may not be in the same room as the socks.

    How do you like them apples?

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Anyone wearing one sock and shoe with one fully naked foot is either deeply deranged or some kind of alien pod person. It is a pale approximation of human behavior. Unless you are stumbling away from a grenade attack or something, there is no reason to ever exist like that, even momentarily.

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    [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Wearing shoes around the house is filthy.

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    [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago*

    Sock/sock, then shoe/shoe, because the shoes are in a different room. Walking around in shoes indoors is a big nono.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago

    Sock/sock, shoe/shoe. I'm not a monster.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago

    Socks first, then shoes. Mainly because I put my shoes on at the door and my sox on in the bedroom when I wake up.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Left sock right sock left shoe right shoe

    I dont want a shoe and sock on one foot and nothing on the other, how does that not drive you nuts

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    If the floor is wet like at the pool, it's sock shoe sock shoe.

    Any other time it's sock sock shoe shoe, because I am not tracking the outside world into my house or bedroom, and the shoes are at the front door.

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    [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Obviously sock sock, shoe shoe.

    Because you grab your pair of socks from the drawer, unroll them, put one on, then you're still holding a second sock... It would be madness to just put down the sock you're already holding.

    Finally, shoes, you left them... in some room in the house. Go find them.

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    [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    My shoes stay at the door and never used in the house.

    So sock sock first then shoe shoe.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Maybe it's cultural but I don't understand why would anyone wear shoes at home.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    Sock, sock, show, shoe.

    Sometimes you grab two socks and then one of the socks is wrong. I'm not walking around in one shoe to fix my sock problem.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    sock/sock shoe/shoe because I put in my socks in the bedroom but don't put in my shoes until I get to the closet by the front door.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Socks, then shoes. My socks are stored in my bedroom, and my shoes near the entryway of my home. I'm not one of those filthy casuals who wears their shoes inside.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    Sock/sock, then shoe/shoe. Because I'm not a psychopath...

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Sock shoe, sock shoe, because I have a golden retriever and don't want her fur on my socks.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    I'm rarely in the position where I put my shoes on at the same time as my socks. Socks go on when I get dressed, shoes go on when I go out, unless maybe I'm camping in a small tent getting dressed rarely coincides with when I go out. I assume this is the case for most people.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Sock/sock, then shoe/shoe. If you had to RUN FOR YOUR LIFE in the middle of putting on shoes, would you rather have one shoe on or two socks on?

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    [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Shoe/shoe.

    Take it sleazy.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Those two activities are unrelated to me. sock/sock after the shower, shoe/shoe before leaving the dwelling.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Sock Sock Shoe Shoe.

    because I'm not a fucking lunatic sociopath.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago*

    Normal shoes I'll do sock/sock shoe/shoe. For lace up calf length boots I'll do sock/boot sock/boot because it's a whole process and if I don't adjust the sock just right it gets super bunched or overly tight on the toesies.

    So, really, it depends on the context.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    sock shoe, because that foot is already up in the "operating theatre" so to speak

    then the other sock and shoe

    one foot at a time

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    [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Sock/sock. Why on earth do you savages wear shoes inside?

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    [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    This was on an episode of Archie Bunker.

    Socks first. Some days I don't go outside at all but am wearing socks around the house.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Shoe then shoe. I generally don't wear socks because I am always wearing dress flats for work, and they are comfy enough for weekends too.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Ok seriously, what kind of psychopath puts on their socks right before putting on their shoes?

    It goes, wake up, eat breakfast, shower, t-shirt socks pants, then you mill about losing precious time, THEN you panic and run into the hallway put on the shoes and go out the door.

    What kind of barbarian dystopia are you people living in?!

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    [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    That depends on if you are a psychopath or not

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Just call and ask.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Sock sock, feels dirty if I do sock shoe.

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    [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    My shoes aren't usually next to my bed in the morning.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    if i'm where the shoes are, it's sock-shoe, sock-shoe.

    if i'm not.. it's sock-sock, then slippers or crocs until i get to the door where the shoes would then be.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Sock/sock shoe/shoe. Because having one foot warmer than the other while I'm tying my laces is unreasonably annoying.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Sock shoe for me. I have 2 dogs and 2 cats. There's no amount of sweeping and two Roombas that gets all the hair, even with hardwood flooring.

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    [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    socks. I walk around in socks before I go up and put on shoes.

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