Do they both flee the scene only to run headfirst into each other behind someone's barn?

🎵

He was a boy, she was a girl

Can I make it any more obvious?

He stole a van, she stole a car

They wouldn't get far

Porn Directors:

Two households, both alike in dignity,

In fair Oregon, where we lay our scene…

Not a comedy, but David Cronenberg has a erotic thriller called Crash which is about people who get involved in car crashes.

No I haven’t seen it.

Man, I wouldn't want to be the insurance agent on this one...

You got your grand theft auto in my grand theft larceny!

No! You got your grand theft larceny in my grand theft auto!

throw in some christmasy story and youll have Hallmark callin hehe

this summer

"Are you ok?"

love is a story

"Were you even paying attention?!!"

of two souls

"It was brand new ffs!!"

colliding on their journey

"Oh just great, how the hell do I explain this to the insurance company? Let alone my parents!"

to their destinations

"EYES ON THE ROAD OR UP HERE ASSHOLE!!"

get ready for

My summer crash

She looks too put together for this to be a mug shot.

Here's some articles about it.

https://napervillelocal.com/oregon-police-chase-ends-bizarrely-after-man-crashes-stolen-car-into-woman-driving-another-stolen-car/

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-stolen-vehicle-crash-police

Game recognizes game

[off topic]

https://bookshop.org/p/books/crooks-a-novel-about-crime-and-family-lou-berney/9adeae44e41a81b9?ean=9780063445574&bkshp-astro=t

Crooks, a Novel About Crime And Family.

A minor Mafioso sees a woman stealing out of her boss's cash register. They end up married with a flock of kids.

Fun novel with lots of crazy twists and turns. And a disco!

She can fix me

that's what 'i love boosters' should have been about. it should have been an homage to 'you've got mail' and 'shop around the corner.'

the plot would center on two individuals who boost kias. in real life they're rivals because they often try and target the same car, but on social media they constantly agree with each other and upvote each others posts.

they could form a union before they even realize this fact and it's figured out when they both snoop on each others phone and check their socials.

there's so much room in this plot for parody, satire and social commentary.

Oregano in 60 seconds

But they're both in separate prisons and never got to meet each other due to injuries & separate ambulances & police intervention. There's no romance here.

a match made in heaven

Isn't this the same state that had a naked knife wielding guy get in a fight with a naked knife wielding guy?

Nope wait, that was Seattle, my bad whole different state.

Did they confirm both cars were actually stolen, and not just that ALPRs had fucked up and reported the played wrong?

They are going to drive the “meet cute” genera until the wheels come off.

Make sure it stars Kyle Gallner.

starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.