▲ 901 ▼ Who says romance is dead? (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 week ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 61 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] hash@slrpnk.net 57 points 1 week ago (2 children) Do they both flee the scene only to run headfirst into each other behind someone's barn? permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] eurodyne@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (1 child) Unknown, because they both had so much stolen meth in their cars, when they collided, they both exploded into a fireball that wiped out everything within a half a mile radius Truly kismet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 child) I'm not sure that's how meth works. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] eurodyne@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 child) It’s complicated permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago (3 children) That just means she's still sleeping with a bunch of dudes after they broke up.....but they still like the sex. So rather than admit that they're purely using each other for their genitals, they instead try to convince you that it's some bigger more complicated situation. It's not. It's sex. It's not complicated. Genitals go boom. That's what they should write on their profiles instead of "it's complicated". Instead just write "Genitals go boom". And offer zero context. NOW it's complicated! You're welcome... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] eurodyne@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (1 child) Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬 wow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago I mean. Assuming meth acts like any other powder i.e powdered sugar, You just need a proper cloud and spark. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 point 1 week ago That’s getting added to the pile of delicious pasta I’ve been saving up. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (1 child) Unknown, because they both had so much stolen meth in their cars, when they collided, they both exploded into a fireball that wiped out everything within a half a mile radius Truly kismet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 child) I'm not sure that's how meth works. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] eurodyne@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 child) It’s complicated permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago (3 children) That just means she's still sleeping with a bunch of dudes after they broke up.....but they still like the sex. So rather than admit that they're purely using each other for their genitals, they instead try to convince you that it's some bigger more complicated situation. It's not. It's sex. It's not complicated. Genitals go boom. That's what they should write on their profiles instead of "it's complicated". Instead just write "Genitals go boom". And offer zero context. NOW it's complicated! You're welcome... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] eurodyne@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (1 child) Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬 wow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago I mean. Assuming meth acts like any other powder i.e powdered sugar, You just need a proper cloud and spark. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 point 1 week ago That’s getting added to the pile of delicious pasta I’ve been saving up. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 child) I'm not sure that's how meth works. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] eurodyne@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 child) It’s complicated permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago (3 children) That just means she's still sleeping with a bunch of dudes after they broke up.....but they still like the sex. So rather than admit that they're purely using each other for their genitals, they instead try to convince you that it's some bigger more complicated situation. It's not. It's sex. It's not complicated. Genitals go boom. That's what they should write on their profiles instead of "it's complicated". Instead just write "Genitals go boom". And offer zero context. NOW it's complicated! You're welcome... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] eurodyne@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (1 child) Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬 wow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago I mean. Assuming meth acts like any other powder i.e powdered sugar, You just need a proper cloud and spark. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 point 1 week ago That’s getting added to the pile of delicious pasta I’ve been saving up. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 child) It’s complicated permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago (3 children) That just means she's still sleeping with a bunch of dudes after they broke up.....but they still like the sex. So rather than admit that they're purely using each other for their genitals, they instead try to convince you that it's some bigger more complicated situation. It's not. It's sex. It's not complicated. Genitals go boom. That's what they should write on their profiles instead of "it's complicated". Instead just write "Genitals go boom". And offer zero context. NOW it's complicated! You're welcome... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] eurodyne@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (1 child) Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬 wow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago I mean. Assuming meth acts like any other powder i.e powdered sugar, You just need a proper cloud and spark. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 point 1 week ago That’s getting added to the pile of delicious pasta I’ve been saving up. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago (3 children) That just means she's still sleeping with a bunch of dudes after they broke up.....but they still like the sex. So rather than admit that they're purely using each other for their genitals, they instead try to convince you that it's some bigger more complicated situation. It's not. It's sex. It's not complicated. Genitals go boom. That's what they should write on their profiles instead of "it's complicated". Instead just write "Genitals go boom". And offer zero context. NOW it's complicated! You're welcome... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] eurodyne@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (1 child) Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬 wow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago I mean. Assuming meth acts like any other powder i.e powdered sugar, You just need a proper cloud and spark. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 point 1 week ago That’s getting added to the pile of delicious pasta I’ve been saving up. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (1 child) Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬 wow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago I mean. Assuming meth acts like any other powder i.e powdered sugar, You just need a proper cloud and spark. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago I mean. Assuming meth acts like any other powder i.e powdered sugar, You just need a proper cloud and spark. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 point 1 week ago That’s getting added to the pile of delicious pasta I’ve been saving up. permalink fedilink source parent