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[–] 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

I love living in a country where "I think it's bad when people kill children" is considered radical

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  • [–] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    The people who say they're the most concerned for children are still in favor of Epstein boy and think Ms Rachel is some kind of extremist for wanting children to live

    They're hypocrites and it's impossible to have a serious conversation with them because they'll pretend to have principles they don't (much like libs unsurprisingly)

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    The people who say they're the most concerned for children are still in favor of Epstein boy and think Ms Rachel is some kind of extremist for wanting children to live

    They care about white children, and only if they can use them to brutakize brown people.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago*

    More like they are obsessed with pedophilia as a concept due to some underlying repressed pedophilia. It’s psycho-sexual and has nothing to do with the actual victims or wanting to reduce pedophilia. It’s more of a tantalizing obsession like true crime people’s obsession with serial killers. They will tell you it’s because they “want to protect themselves” by learning about serial killers, but that’s obvious bullshit because the best way to do that wouldn’t be through infotainment and spectacle. They are attracted to the violence and want to stare at it, that’s basically it.

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  • [–] 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)
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    Fucking christ man how do you never miss with these lmao

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Probably searches captions for relevant stuff

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  • [–] 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Fox News is like hexbear but for boomers.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    We're a lot funnier

    Intentionally so, I would say

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago*

    Have you ever watched fox news with any of your ancient relatives? It’s hilarious, but unintentionally of course. 90% of it is like “person I’ve never heard of neglected to properly salute the flag.”

    I was at a place a few months ago where it was just trump reading a prewritten speech about the horrors of autostart. That shit went on for an hour, I swear.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    This kind of brainworms has a long lineage if you think about it, from saying that pikachu was satanic, to wanting to violently kill Barney. I wonder if they thought Fred Rogers was a communist or something?

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  • [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    it's times like this, that it dawns on me the kind of comedy i found in political satire isn't actually funny. there's no writer anywhere that can make a more obvious farce out of conservative mass media than this, yet here we are. i'm not laughing. being a character in these stories isn't funny at all now that there are humanoids this soulless and detached from any sense of decency out there pulling the strings of society.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Radically in favor of children being safe is good, actually

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I once had a concept for a character, a childcare robot whose primary directive is "ensure the wellbeing of children." This gets them into trouble because their programmers mistakenly prioritized this directive over "obey the law," which leads to them doing things like stealing food and medication from stores and breaking into buildings to give orphans a relatively safe and comfortable place to sleep. The point, of course, is to show that capitalist society is indifferent at best and hostile at worst to its own kids.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

    Can't tell if this is a real screenshot or not.

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    [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Going after someone like Ms. Rachel is certainly a choice. It's akin to like going after Mr. Rogers.

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    “Is it behind the rabbit?”

    “It is the rabbit”

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Radically cuddly, I guess.

    bugs-stalin

    Which is my brand of left radicalism too... I do love a good Soviet Bear bit that involves a bear hug. But, uh, yeah. There's no such thing as "too radical" on the viewpoint of "let's not kill children or let others kill children".


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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    There's no such thing as "too radical" on the viewpoint of "let's not kill children or let others kill children".

    I'm sorry but this quote in conjunction with your username is extremely funny

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Huh. Yeah, I see it now... gosh. I wasn't trying to make an edgy red terror reference at all... just my name and the year of my favourite point in history... oh, I think I screwed up, if that's what people are reading my screen name as...


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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    This is Jim Haggerty and you are being lied to!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)
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