I love living in a country where "I think it's bad when people kill children" is considered radical
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Fucking christ man how do you never miss with these lmao
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Fox News is like hexbear but for boomers.
We're a lot funnier
Intentionally so, I would say
Have you ever watched fox news with any of your ancient relatives? It’s hilarious, but unintentionally of course. 90% of it is like “person I’ve never heard of neglected to properly salute the flag.”
I was at a place a few months ago where it was just trump reading a prewritten speech about the horrors of autostart. That shit went on for an hour, I swear.
This kind of brainworms has a long lineage if you think about it, from saying that pikachu was satanic, to wanting to violently kill Barney. I wonder if they thought Fred Rogers was a communist or something?
it's times like this, that it dawns on me the kind of comedy i found in political satire isn't actually funny. there's no writer anywhere that can make a more obvious farce out of conservative mass media than this, yet here we are. i'm not laughing. being a character in these stories isn't funny at all now that there are humanoids this soulless and detached from any sense of decency out there pulling the strings of society.
Radically in favor of children being safe is good, actually
I once had a concept for a character, a childcare robot whose primary directive is "ensure the wellbeing of children." This gets them into trouble because their programmers mistakenly prioritized this directive over "obey the law," which leads to them doing things like stealing food and medication from stores and breaking into buildings to give orphans a relatively safe and comfortable place to sleep. The point, of course, is to show that capitalist society is indifferent at best and hostile at worst to its own kids.
That's a very good concept comrade!
What kind of personality would you give the robot? I see three distinct types of bot for that. You could have a quirk chungus, you could have a House MD-like, or you could have an Iron Giant type.
Can't tell if this is a real screenshot or not.
Going after someone like Ms. Rachel is certainly a choice. It's akin to like going after Mr. Rogers.
“Is it behind the rabbit?”
“It is the rabbit”
Radically cuddly, I guess.

Which is my brand of left radicalism too... I do love a good Soviet Bear bit that involves a bear hug. But, uh, yeah. There's no such thing as "too radical" on the viewpoint of "let's not kill children or let others kill children".
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There's no such thing as "too radical" on the viewpoint of "let's not kill children or let others kill children".
I'm sorry but this quote in conjunction with your username is extremely funny
Huh. Yeah, I see it now... gosh. I wasn't trying to make an edgy red terror reference at all... just my name and the year of my favourite point in history... oh, I think I screwed up, if that's what people are reading my screen name as...
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