The verification can is something you drink though!
Eat verification Nutriloaf^®^
For Lemmy it's "verification beans" and you're not allowed to poop for three days.
"Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity"
Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.
ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔
Nice one! Lol
"Drink a verification can."
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
That's ok, they're working on fixing that
Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.
You are what you eat.
Please drink verification can to continue
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
User logged in.
Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.
Would you like to order again? Redeem the offer now for 30% discount at KFC.
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Then it's something you have after big tummy aches
"Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you're not a bot"
It's floating witch rules. If you survive you're a bot.
Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks
you know what you ate though
and you are what you eat
YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.
Well why not
Something you saw in a fever dream
From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes
Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they're being implanted in dogs
Skill issue.
git guud
This tracks. If you think about it, any meal that might otherwise be the fourth method has transcended into being at least one of the other three.
But can you have your meal and eat it too?
Once not only the internet traffic, but also real-life traffic becomes predominantly humanoid robots. You will need to ingest a pill probe to prove that you have a gut microbiot like only real animals do.
It blows my mind when multiple choice answers are structured such that the question can be effectively replaced with “which does not belong?” And most (probably more) people would still get it right.
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