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[-] pewpew@feddit.it 73 points 4 days ago

"Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity"

[-] AmyAye@nord.pub 20 points 4 days ago

Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 14 points 4 days ago

ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔

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[-] dry_water@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Nice one! Lol

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