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[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Time to dust off this classic:

This thead is useless without pics.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

How do we know they're specifically lesbians?

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

They were all wearing Birkenstocks.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Well it was bound to break out somewhere.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Such a shame it had to be there and not here… I could've had a particularly fun workout today

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago
[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 23 hours ago

This is the Insta reel (I don't think it's necessary to read the article, and that site is full of trackers - yes, more than Instagram).

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

You can open the embed directly for a lighter page https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbj70mvsoNJ/embed/captioned

This page also works without JavaScript

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 13 hours ago

Also: you could open it on a kittygram instance: https://redirect.kittygr.am/reel/Dbj70mvsoNJ/

[-] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 20 hours ago

The audience really do feel like they're performing to camera rather than genuinely having fun 😥

[-] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

the world is healing ❤️

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 140 points 1 day ago

Ok as a lesbian I just want to say that this is not a Lollapalooza specific thing, this kind of thing is not uncommon.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 14 hours ago

Wait are you saying lesbians as a whole will just see a pile of mud and have a intrinsic urge to wrassle?

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

I prefer being beaten with a stick by a beautiful girl, personally, but yes, many lesbian flirtation displays involve relatively stupid relatively low stakes violence.

Just like many straight courtship displays.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Yeah the stupid, silly, and more adventurous flirtation is usually in certain types of space, but when I see it happening I feel so at home. Two girls making eyes at each other over a stupid feat of strength or toughness or whatever else gets me to let my guard down

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I mean kinda yeah at least enough of us do

[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 99 points 1 day ago

i know! It's so disrespectful that these places get so much attention, but there are so many! Let's list all the places that gather this outrageous attention!

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 26 points 1 day ago

Renaissance festivals usually have a very lively adults only section in the primitive camping area.

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[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Is it lesbian mud wrestling or is it sparkling same-sex sexy grappling? Trying to figure out if WWE is gay platform wrestling by the same definitions

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

I know a lot of gay pro wrestling fans.

In sumo, Ichiyamamoto literally has a life sized poster of Wakatakakage in his bedroom (they're the same age).

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[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago

Alternate link that doesn't make me visit insta or tiktok, please?

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 day ago

Im glad were still doing fun things

[-] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

90% of the peole watching... women.

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago

Well. They did say lesbian.

[-] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago

Glad to see some of the original lollapalooza spirit still around

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

I'm perusing New, but this belongs in the Hot section.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

And the guys watching suddenly find themselves with a place to rest their cameras.

[-] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

If men are mud wrestling, I say "wack his nards"

If women are mud wrestling, I say "take her top off"

NGL. Everyone's going to cheer when they happen

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

I'd argue that both go against the spirit of the game.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago

The spirit of mud wrestling?

[-] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Maybe the nut slapping, but taking off top during mud wrestling is a perfectly reasonable way to get advantage for all genders and non binary

[-] spacegoat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

When I was young: “These events seem lame.”

Now: “These events are lame and my back hurts.”

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

When I was young: “These events seem lame.”

Now: "I should go to Lollapalooza."

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 15 hours ago

Then: This isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. Kinda boring.

Now: I'm glad they're having enjoying themselves, and I'm glad I'm not there.

[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

Why aren’t men ever mud wrestling?

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

I don't want to get dirty.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

nobody cares if men do it.

man fixes his own car... nobody cares.

woman fixes her own car... articles are written about it.

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