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Proof of life for the recently deceased
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The book in his hands is from the original Beetlejuice movie. For those of you too young to have gotten around to seeing it.
This comment makes me feel like an old fuck.
Totally had a crush on Winona back then
Welcome to the club. We have brownies, but we are out of milk.
The deadline for the (Democrat) governor replacing him is tomorrow right? How soon do we think they'll announce his death or comatose status? Wednesday? Friday? Next year?
I wouldnt be surprised if its on a scheduled timer to go off 1 second after the deadline, and some years later we find out that timer creation was logged and it was made the day after he was admitted to the hospital.
Shit like this is one of the few acceptable uses of AI: quick, funny nonsense
They go to all the trouble of cleaning him up, shaving him, dressing him, even DYING HIS HAIR, and all we get is the same photo with slight changes? No other photos, no outtakes, no video, no written statement, etc.
If they went to all that trouble to get him ready, wouldn't they bring in the doctors and nurses to pose with him? Or at least the closest ones?
This picture could have been taken at Madame Tussaud's. These people obviously don't understand how they make it worse with each "proof."
Pretty sure this is a joke from the movie Beetlejuice, look at the book in his hand lol
His billionaire Chinese wife in her quaint schoolmarm costume. The rubes love that shit.
Hey you don't become a billionaire by splashing out on clothes.
Cant wait to see how long they wait before announcing he "just" died. Who's taking bets? First thing tomorrow? End of tomorrow? Give it an extra day? Or week?
Aren't they gonna wait until the 6th? I thought that was the cutoff for the special election
We're going find out tomorrow if it true or not. I hope he is dead but fucking evil seems to live forever.
You think they'd be that on the nose and not wait at least one more day?
I’m out of the loop. What’s going to change tomorrow?
It's the deadline for when they can just appoint whoever they want to the office without holding a special election.
Beshear is going to play his part as a Polite Democrat, and not call their bluff. He should have declared the seat vacant, and appointed a Democrat, and forced MAGA to sue to stop him. Then they'd have to produce evidence if life.
That's what a MAGA would have done, and we have to fight fire with fire. This typically weak response means he's out of consideration when he tries to run for President in 2028. I'm looking for Democratic Warriors, not the same old weak weenies we've always had. I want strong Dems who will enthusiastically, actively, and ferociously attack MAGA at EVERY opportunity.
This was a big opportunity, and they just let it slide by. All it would have taken was some balls, and some courage, and Beshear proved that he has neither.
They serve the same master, I want to live in that world too where there are functioning parties that represent the people, but It doesn't exist and probably never did. Let's move on from playing the game they want us to play and focus on killing the rich.
No, the seat would remain vacant starting tomorrow. It was the deadline for a runoff, but the seat just won't be filled if he were to die tomorrow.
Beetlejuice?
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
No one was ever going to do anything to verify if turtle was dead or not.
I don't think "recently" even applies anymore.
Still dead!
GenAI slop🤮
To the downvoters: The creators of the "haha funny meme from a sentence" machines are with MAGA!
In this case it is the point.
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