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Me! I don't have a wife, and my husband would never take the kids.
the least divorced guy is the wife guy reading this
It's whichever polyamorous dude has the most committed lifelong partnerships. I've got 2 so that makes me less divorced than most but I know some dudes with more. I'd guess the real limit is somewhere around 4 or 5
I'd guess the real limit is somewhere around 4 or 5
#gatekeep 🙄
Only so many days in a week!
First we must consider which is less divorced;
Having multiple concurrent marriages such that whoever has the greatest marriage:divorce ratio is the least divorced guy
OR
You cannot become divorced if you never get married. Therefore the most unmarriageable guy is the least divorced guy.
In conclusion I nominate Gomez Adams.
Gomez is absolutely the least divorced guy
thrice widowed man has entered the chat
Yeah, Gomez Addams is that husband who would die to protect his wife instead of just being like "I would kill for you, but dirty dishes are gross, you do that"
Therefore the most unmarriageable guy is the least divorced guy.
AW SHIT ITS ME!
Also yeah Gomez is a good contender, that guy fucking loves his wife.
I dunno, in the sequel, Breaking Bad, Hal got served with divorce papers at least 
It's fine, they are all back together in Pluribus
No it's no matter how ridiculous they're in whatever a name is.
You can stop decoding the communism genom at any time.
Isn't it the difference in a fragility ?
Huh?
I never saw that and then made it so I'm not surprised at all.
Always fun when everything ends happily.
They may nuke them in season 2 though
That's not canon. It has massive plot holes. Like why wouldn't Hal get Malcolm to help him with his meth operation? Malcolm could have cooked meth that would have made Jesse cream is fucking pants!
Malcolm would smoke all the meth himself.
Resulting in him making even more and better meth
Look, “fans” can make up whatever stories they like about why the sequels aren’t canon, but some day they’ll need to reckon with the fact that the sequels are better rated than the original series for a reason.
Wow! Real fake Malcom fan here! The sequel was critic bait, it lacked the authenticity of the original.
Look I actually liked the sequel, just not as a MITM sequel. They ditched the whole third wall break thing! If they had made it a standalone show I would have been fine with it.
Just because the 3rd wall breaks got more subtle doesn’t mean they weren’t there. Your failure to recognize them demonstrates that you weren’t really invested in evaluating the sequel properly and speaks volumes about why you think it needs to be “a standalone show”.
because amerikkkans are tasteless hogs who love awful slop
Seriously, always glazing prestige TV in it's feigned "brilliance", while ignoring true Proletariat works of art like Malcolm in the Middle!
[UlyssesT style rant about Adults In The Room Making Hard Choices]
Malcolm in the Middle is about the children in the room making hard choices.
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