The suitors are all Hollywood sex symbols. Miss Piggy believes Kermit is dead, but delays choosing a new husband so she can continue basking in their aattention. When she hears he's coming home, she slaughters them so she doesn't have to explain.

Damn I would watch this. His crew would all be muppets like Fozzy and Gonzo, except one of them would be a random b-list star. Robin the Frog would play Telemachus.

Pretty sure my first experience of the Odyssey was a Wishbone episode

angela collier is that you?

I'd watch it.

Swetums would make a solid cyclops as well. The Electric Mayhem as sirens would be a fun bit. I think most of the crew should be non specific Muppets so they can get comically killed off left and right. Scooter will be the only one who sticks around and gradually climbs through the ranks throughout.

Gonzo should be Menelaus so we can have Camilla be Helen.

The Muppets needs more women to make this all work, Miss Piggy's hostility towards female co stars has its detrimental.

FUCKING ROLF AS ARGOS BUT HE'S HAS FULL CONVERSATIONS WITH KERMIT TO UPDATE HIM ON THE SUITOR THING

The Cyclops is so obviously Sweetums I don't know how you're even suggesting anyhing else.

The Sirens are Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

Menelaus and Helen are Gonzo and Camilla