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Kermit plays Odysseus. He never kills anybody himself, and when people die because of his actions it's not because he intended it. He fucks, but only consensually.

Miss Piggy plays Penelope. At the end of the movie, she kills the suitors herself.

The cyclops is is a human actor with a Muppet head.

Human Circe transforms Odysseus's human men into Muppet pigs. They continue speaking and spend the rest of the film in this form.

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[-] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Cyclops is so obviously Sweetums I don't know how you're even suggesting anyhing else.

The Sirens are Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

Menelaus and Helen are Gonzo and Camilla

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Finally! Casting a Helen of Troy who actually hatched from an egg!

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