Kermit plays Odysseus. He never kills anybody himself, and when people die because of his actions it's not because he intended it. He fucks, but only consensually.

Miss Piggy plays Penelope. At the end of the movie, she kills the suitors herself.

The cyclops is is a human actor with a Muppet head.

Human Circe transforms Odysseus's human men into Muppet pigs. They continue speaking and spend the rest of the film in this form.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Statler and Waldorf are Agamemnon and Menelaus

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    Statler and Waldorf are Scylla and Charybidis. Menalaus has to be either Kermit or Gonzo because Helen has to be either Miss Piggy (It can't be miss piggy though because you've correctly cast her as Penelope who kills the suitors herself) or Camilla.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Statler and Waldorf

    Chorus of the elderly is already a classic in Greek theatre.

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