Swetums would make a solid cyclops as well. The Electric Mayhem as sirens would be a fun bit. I think most of the crew should be non specific Muppets so they can get comically killed off left and right. Scooter will be the only one who sticks around and gradually climbs through the ranks throughout.

Gonzo should be Menelaus so we can have Camilla be Helen.

The Muppets needs more women to make this all work, Miss Piggy's hostility towards female co stars has its detrimental.

FUCKING ROLF AS ARGOS BUT HE'S HAS FULL CONVERSATIONS WITH KERMIT TO UPDATE HIM ON THE SUITOR THING