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Within a diatribe that I was stuck in like a video game cut scene he said among other things while I was working in his back yard.

That he knows I'm "not quite a man" (ally to the nonbinary community /s) but that I'm "doing a better job (of being a man) than most natural men of my generation" then proceeded to insult his son repeatedly, calling him a wimp with soft hands and no work ethic, a weakling and "addled by drugs and tiktok (as if he isnt a massive alcoholic and coke head who was actively embarrassingly drunk). He said he was 50-50 on hiring "a person like me" but that he regrets that attitude now. He then said it's good that my partner is black because "whiteness needs to be bred out of existence" (my partner is also afab so idk how he figures that makes sense). That one genuinely took me aback, it was a complete non sequitur

Ok thanks for letting me use this site to rant about my job

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[-] theperfidiousOrbweaver@hexbear.net 114 points 3 weeks ago

"He then said it's good that my partner is black because "whiteness needs to be bred out of existence" (my partner is also afab so idk how he figures that makes sense). "

[-] TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 69 points 3 weeks ago

Incredible meme

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 78 points 3 weeks ago

hammered petit-borj treatlerite boss says mayocide now, kinda says trans rights, public left confused.

more to come

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 73 points 3 weeks ago

He said he was 50-50 on hiring "a person like me" but that he regrets that attitude now.

Ya know what? This is about as much personal growth as Clint Eastwood's character in Gran Torino, and that was celebrated as a heartwarming tale of an old racist finding his humanity.

[-] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

oh god OP's boss is gonna win an academy award and the guy who directed Emilia Perez is gonna hold a speech about it

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 68 points 3 weeks ago
[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 64 points 3 weeks ago

hahaha This sounds like a new type of guy doing a bit!! What an asshole.

[-] TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, It is almost indistinguishable from parody

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly, this is the most American sounding guy in existence. Only thing missing is if he told them all of this as he was double fisting burgers.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 63 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

(my partner is also afab so idk how he figures that makes sense)

a lot of cis people genuinely think we go down to the doctor and get like, whole new genitals installed that are 100% capable of reproduction. and by doing that, we start to look like a different gender

this has come up a lot unfortunately when we go to colleges with my lgbt group to educate people on queer shit :yea:

you mean to tell me they don't put you in a giant glass tube with pink liquid inside and a breathing mask to transition?

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

pre trans photo. i look so much happier now catgirl-heart

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

I drank a vial of experimental gender fluid. Now every full moon my tummy hurts and I get hairy and aggressive.

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago

that would be sick though


[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Speak for yourself I got injected with a bioweapon that caused me to form a crysilis which I burst outta a few minutes later as a woman, like that Ada Wong virus from Resident Evil 6.

[-] TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

I should know better than to underestimate the ignorance of cis people lol

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

it's been a good 20 years since stem cells were in the public consciousness i'm a little surprised we aren't growing arms for amputees and other bits for other people.

who wouldn't want a second dick or third breast?

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

I blame dubya

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

who wouldn't want a second dick or third breast?

exactly in the middle of the forehead

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

You mean they don't just get down there with a detachable penis and an impact wrench and just bolt the thing on? What was the song Detachable Penis even about then?? /s

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 54 points 3 weeks ago

This ain't even American brainworms it's a new level of the doomspiral mindhole brought forth into reality, like damn it just zigzags from endearing to patronizing and then disgustingly weird all wrapped up in a whole "fuck I hate my children" boomer mindscape.

...It's beautiful no notes chefs-kiss

[-] TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Truly an incredible statement about the times we live in

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago

So what was Nick Mullen's backyard like?

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I fucking hate people who rant about the work of people they have uneven power dynamics over.

No, they're not weak and bad at work, you just want to use your position of authority as a parent/boss/whatever to gaslight someone into overworking for you. It's so manipulative and cowardly in it's dishonesty and selfishness. Fuck work ethic fuck fuck fuck

Uh, in other words, I feel your pain haha

[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah that rules I think. Or... no that's really weird.

There's a LOT of shit going on there, comrade.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

Median American voter

[-] Biddles@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago
[-] RION@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

... Huh. Well alright then

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

"whiteness needs to be bred out of existence"

Wait, wait, wait. Let him cook.

But yeah most of that is unbelievably gross, can't blame you for needing to vent.

[-] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, wait, wait. Let him cook.

Look, i'm a white girl and my testicles are rotting in a toxic waste dump in Bavaria, i take genociding white people very seriously. But i gotta say, you hands down don't tell interracial couples that kind of thing unless you're dead certain it's their kind of humor.

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I should have been clearer that I do not in fact think that's a good thing to say.

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[-] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

diatribe that I was stuck in like a video game cut scene

I unfortunately have to add this to my vocabulary now as it is an experience i have had way too often as well. Also wtf, what a shithead.

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

I’m stuck alone with my talkative boss for about forty minutes a day so I’ll be using this one too.

[-] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

ouch oof i used to have that in my last job wayyy too often

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 weeks ago

Who could have thought hating your kids can be a bridge to pragmatic wokeness? I'm not keeping tabs on him remembering and integrating it all after sobering up, but at least you now have a map of how his mind can be potentially shifted. But, well, I wish you not to stay long enough to use it.

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

My boomer boss mentioned this morning that her parents’ generation hated her generation and I of course thought: maybe they were on to something.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 3 weeks ago

GTA Vice City talk radio-ass monologue

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

Found Ops Boss:

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

This sounds a lot like every small-business builder I've interacted with in the UK

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Arch enemy of the big communism builder

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

In conclusion Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you.

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Othello (2026)

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

lt-dbyf-dubois Alright, we're going to be very supportive of our employee. We're going to be very sensitive to age, race, and gender.

[Empathy: Easy - Failure]

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

When I first saw the headline I thought there was a new TLC series called Drunk Boss

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Doing brazilian branqueamento but in reverse.

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately this made me love your boss

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