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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 174 points 5 days ago

You know, all those high schooler mixologists. With their own portable bars. Totally reasonable you guys, c'mon help 'em out!
Classic !choosingbeggars@lemmy.world behavior.

[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 36 points 5 days ago

Do we have an insanepeoplefacebook community? This also belongs there if it exists on lemmy

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 26 points 5 days ago

!insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

[-] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 2 points 3 days ago

I think she's got them confused with kids that have a lemonade stand.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Well that's a dead community. Last update was 2 years ago

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 52 points 5 days ago

Lemmy has a dead community for everything!

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Some say the APIpocalypse refugees were… optimistic.

Signed, moderator of !cad@lemmy.world and former mod of several OG kbin magazines.

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It's for a church honey. NEXT!

[-] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago
[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

Church lady asking for a ride for 20 people to some event. Everyone kept giving her suggestions and each one was met with a flippant, “That’s not enough for 20 NEXT!”.

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[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 80 points 5 days ago

Why do so many people want slaves

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 86 points 5 days ago

Slaves aren't free! You have to buy them upfront and then provide food and housing.

This person wants magic.

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

True, they want volunteers or interns.

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[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

When you view other human beings as transactions, then slavery is no different than a coupon.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 64 points 5 days ago

There's lots of high school mixologists I'm sure.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 5 days ago

Is pouring a bottle of everclear into a gallon of Hawaiian punch mixology?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 days ago

I did pretty well.

“I can make a screwdriver… or anything with soda.”

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 67 points 5 days ago

"You are magnanimously permitted to not keep the free work you did a secret."

[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

As a wedding caterer for 10+ years, I feel like OP owes ME money for having to read such a stupid request

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

I would like to reply with 8 fake profiles and assure that we will be there, then just not show up.

[-] tmyakal@infosec.pub 35 points 5 days ago

I used to be a videographer. Mostly weddings, and a few very small indie films. I eventually transitioned out of that and into a more stable career, but I've got 10+ years of experience.

A couple of years ago, knowing this, a buddy asked me if I'd be willing to film his friends' live comedy sketch show. It's a guy I've known since high school, so I figured I'd cut him a deal: I'd do it for $25/hr, 4-hour minimum. He responded, "What if I made you some lasagna instead?"

So that show went unfilmed.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I did a bunch of free wedding photography and portraits and stuff for friends and family when I was in college. I stopped when I started getting referred to people who weren't my friends who also expected free work out of me and then acted like I was the asshole when I refused.

[-] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

My wife used to be a cosmologist, she did very well for herself but it was hard on her health doing it professionally for so long.

When we moved away, instead of building new clientele from scratch, which is hard. She took the opportunity to change careers into finance.

She still does hair on the side, for friends and family.

But we had to make a rule now that it's family only, because honestly that's like 15 heads, counting only the family geographically close enough to make it viable, and that keeps her busy enough as it is.

She does it for free, out of love, and obligation. Though most the family is pretty good about insisting they pay her the market rate, and being very thankful. She's a great cosmologist.

She'd like to add in a couple friends here and there, again she likes to be helpful, but it quickly snowballs into more and more demands with less and less appreciation, even with close friends. And with less close friends, or just acquaintances, people start getting really offended when she legitimately has to turn them down.

They refuse to understand she's busy enough as it is, and even if they're paying top dollar(which they never do), she doesn't want to do a side hustle that big. She just wants to do family, and some select friends.

So now we have a rule, family only. Period. Only her best, oldest friends, basically family, does she do their hair.

Everyone else, even if she wouldn't mind doing some of them occasionally, get a blanket no. Family only. Because people can't be chill.

That stops most people from being offended, and takes pressure off her having to explain the nuance.

She doesn't have to explain why friend B can have hair done, but not them. Because friend B isn't getting it either. Nobody is. Family only.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

I didn't know that cosmology was such a hairy field.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I have a personal stance on doing professional work for friends.

If they offer to pay me for my services, they get discounts and maybe even a few freebies. If they ask for me to do it for free, they pay full price forever.

I'll also proactively offer free work for friends sometimes when it looks like they could really use it, with the understanding they're getting "much better than amateur, but nowhere near my best" when it comes to quality.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 5 days ago

I’d do it for $25/hr, 4-hour minimum.

That sounds cheap as fuck, isn't that cheap as fuck? And he didn't even go for that?

[-] tmyakal@infosec.pub 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yes, it is bonkers cheap. Like, unbelievably cheap. Even when I was first starting out, $300 for a shoot was my floor. But I'd been friends with this guy since forever and wanted to help him out.

Edit: autocorrects and typos

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[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 40 points 5 days ago

When I was in high school I had an acquaintance who made white Russians. He had a travel case specifically for all the ingredients and the glassware to match. Couldn't make any other drink to save his life. The white Russians were acceptable.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Couldn't make any other drink to save his life.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man!

[-] khepri@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

I wonder how much he's "tipping" these 7(!) people he's asked to work for free at his daughter's party. I do like the boldness of the ask though, not like asking one-by-one "hey is there a DJ who might be ok working for tips?" but "is there an entire event company out there willing to do this for no cost?"

[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 30 points 5 days ago

You and your friends sign up for this job. Day of, all of you either don't show, show but then leave partway, or do such a terrible job that they send you home.

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[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago

Do it for free on the promise for a tip afterward.

[-] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

You get a dollar! And you get a dollar! Everyone gets a dollar!

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 26 points 5 days ago

Everyone knows there will be no tip.

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[-] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 7 points 4 days ago

I’m sure she will tip a good 25% on the $0 invoice

[-] adarza@piefed.ca 25 points 5 days ago

just ballparking here, but that looks like at least $1000 she's trying to cheat a bunch of kids out of.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

The moment they said mixologist, that post became a criminal offense.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Hi, as a fine art photographer, I would love to shoot this mediocre bullshit event for negative money cause I’m spending gas and bringing some of my assistants with me.

[-] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 23 points 5 days ago

"unskilled labor" but done by young people so I don't have to actually pay.

[-] cosmos8188@leminal.space 10 points 5 days ago

Society is way to comfortable with ageism such as this - a teen should have the same pay as an "adult" working the same job.

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[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 15 points 5 days ago

That is sooo NextDoor. com.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

High schooler mixologist?

They know how to mix beer with more beer, and that's about it.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

Untrue!

Also rum with cola and vodka with juice! Though perhaps not in the US

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