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[-] Scipitie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Cis male here. I have seen other people genitals in women's public bathrooms.

And there was a lot of crying and shouting.

But the diapers had to be changed no matter how much the baby complained and the only changing table was in the ladies and the friendly lady that checked for me before was way nicer about it than the baby itself.

[-] Bonifratz@piefed.zip 41 points 2 weeks ago

Fellow cis male dad, had to read till the third paragraph to realise I've been in the exact same situation before.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile: piss troughs for men

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Beware the side-eye!!!!

eta: North Stands, Ivor Wynne Stadium (rip), Hamilton, ON...at halftime there'd be lineups at the sink as it was forced into use as a urinal bc poor planning....

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Once at a punk show, people started using the garbage can because the sinks were taken......

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Better than the floor...

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's just peak efficiency.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Hey let's not labia shame. Some are tulips, some are horseshoes, and some are Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension -- the mere sight of which drives a man to madness.

[-] NessaSola@eviltoast.org 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The fact that's a dangling modifier is so perfect

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

My wife walked into the shared bathroom of her college dorm to find an entirely naked woman standing at a sink washing her pits and crotch.

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

College doesn't count, it's a real strange time.

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Military shower. West point?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I could imagine Madonna doing that. Flappity flap.

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Deep knowledge of Madonna have you, young Padawan.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yakity flaps

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

My terry flaps

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Only time I ever saw anyone’s genitals in the bathroom was because I was fucking one of the strippers (my co-worker, I was never a stripper but in some places cocktail waitresses are close! Not the places I worked, I’m not -that- bold, but she had a good time :)

I don’t think it was a mistake, I was young and that’s the sort of wild thing I was told early adulthood was about. But she offered to reciprocate and made me realize I wasn’t really into it.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

“All My Flaps” could be a soap opera.

[-] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Blue waffle

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2026
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