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[–] 126 points 3 months ago (32 children)

Joking aside, what a rotten bit of genetic luck with which to get saddled. Best of luck, guy.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (16 children)

    He's about halfway there:

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-michael-get-micropenis-enlargement-surgery

    Edit:

    58% as of 27 June

    55% as of 29 June (I didn't know it could go down)

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (15 children)

    Wait....penis enlargement surgery EXISTS??? Why don't all men know about this??? Hang on guys, I'm going to find out what the largest penis in history has been.....and then I'm getting TRIPLE that size!!!

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    It's my understanding that it's more of a last case scenario kind of thing, like, most guys don't want to have surgery on their penis and it can also have complications too.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    I would say it's probably not worth it just because you will most likely have sensory loss and erectile dysfunction which for most would be worse than the problem its self. Theres more risks as well, but those alone sound like a nope from me.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    I’ve heard stories from ladies that made my eyes water. Guys they liked and decided to get physical with only to discover they were working with something roughly the size of their own clitoris. It really is an immediate dealbreaker much of the time, and you can’t blame them for wanting a functional sex life. Poor dudes really got worked by chance. I can’t even figure out how evolution has left this a possibility.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    Evolution works by minimizing this kind of abnormality, but it never disappears. There’s just too much variance in how our DNA works. That’s a good thing, though, because the environment is not static. Without any variance, we would have died out a long long time ago. We need to adapt to survive in new environmental conditions.

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  • [–] 69 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    I kinda feel for the guy. That’s a really unfortunate situation. He says it’s the size of a pinky finger nail. It’s gotta be hard for him to go to the bathroom, which he says is why he wants it enlarged.

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  • [–] 51 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Damn this is almost a transitioning operation. Give him a big hog now.

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  • [–] 103 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    This is actually a great example of how the majority of 'gender affirming care' is actually for a person who is already assigned at birth the gender they are affirming.

    This male, who was assigned male at birth, is seeking gender affirming care to become... more male.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    He doesn't need anyone to "affirm" shit, he wants to be able to take a piss.

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  • [–] 53 points 3 months ago*

    And women who get breast implants after receiving a double mastectomy are simply restoring their body back to what it was, neither affirming or changing but rather 'restoring' the appearance. The category of operations received is still called gender affirming.

    Anything that is manipulating the body more in line with the perceived gender is called gender affirming care.

    And it doesn't even need to be surgeries. Men with low T receiving testosterone shots is a form of gender affirming care.

    And yes, I read the article.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    It's still under the umbrella of gender affirming care, as are men getting breast reduction surgery or hair replacement. If you're implying it needs to be for sex, then I don't think you understand gender very well.

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    [–] 48 points 3 months ago*

    He said he's struggling to approach "females"...

    All of a sudden my empathy's on strike.

    Wo-men. How hard is it to use the humanizing word?

    Edit : my preshot was correct, in the end of the article, it's reported that he sent unsolicited intimate pics and made fatphobic insults.

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  • [–] 45 points 3 months ago

    I commend him for publicly talking about it. I also commend him on his ability to admit his poor behavior. I genuinely hope he gets what he wants from this experience.

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The surgery might be expensive, but it will save a lot of money over the years with current fuel prices, as he can go drive a normal car instead of a massive truck. More Americans should do this, especially fElon and diaper Donny.

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    Michael Phillips said online on Thursday that he needed the procedure to improve his ability to urinate, which is difficult for him given that he is reportedly 0.38in (0.97cm) long when fully erect. Otherwise, he said he must continue to wear diapers for adults with incontinence every day.

    This is a compelling reason. Let's help the guy out. Donated.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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    Does this qualify as gender-affirming healthcare?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    Almost certainly. Gender affirming care also includes things like breast reduction for men, and anything else that is done to make someone appear more like the stereotypical form of a given gender. It doesn't matter if you're assigned that gender at birth either.

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    [–] 22 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Is that what we’re calling the SpaceX IPO now?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago*

    Hey. This is unrelated, but, well, I see your username and icon. I figured you of all people would want to know about this if you don't already.

    Did you know Andy Merill, voice of Brak, is pretty active on Bluesky? I just found out last night. He trashes the GOP on a regular basis from what I can see.

    @amerrill2.bsky.social

    Edit: In looking up his actual handle for you, I noticed he mentioned that he recorded some stuff for a cartoon network/adult swim five part documentary set to release in 2027.

    I really wish C Martin Croker were still alive to contribute to that. I hope they got George Lowe as well.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What the fuck, Musk doesn't have enough money and needs a fundraiser???

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    In non-shithole countries this procedure would be covered by insurance because of the severity of his case.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    I would give him some money if he lets me... Well you know... Suck it when it's finally 14". That's fair since you gave some my money for the cause. Right?

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Never heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before. Also, great deal for him; usually it's the recipient that pays for it.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    If it works for him maybe I can get mine enlarged too. LOL.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    You just gave me the worst idea for a comic super hero.

    He's a homeless guy who masterbates better than anyone on earth. And when he sprays you with cum from his 3 foot long penis, the power needed to blast his cum out, pressurizes it. So when it shoots out, it shoots out with enough force to knock you back.

    So he's hiding in allys and shooting his jizz at people who try to attack the homeless. And his jizz knocks them back into brick walls, and his jizz is thick and sticky enough that they stay stuck to the wall, while he slinks back into the shadows of the ally.

    I call him......Spooder-Man!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Hold up, nobody even asked me

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Wow under an inch? That sucks.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    How dare this man try steal my story and use it for money making.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Oh, he's definitely going to do porn after this surgery

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Then there would be nothing special about him :(

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    [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

    edit: apparently, it is a medical issue. Let the guy have the surgery. shitty that he has to launch a fundraiser to pay for it.

    Edit 2: OK, I get it, I admit that I was wrong. I don’t know what else you want me to say. I APOLOGIZE FOR GENERALIZING BEFORE I KNEW THE FACTS

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    That’s not my picture?

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