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Pretty sure this is just his way of humblebragging about his 0.38" cock.
Elon figures it didn't work as a billionaire, but it will definitely work as a trillionaire, because any problem can be solved with money.
Oh, he's definitely going to do porn after this surgery
Michael Phillips said online on Thursday that he needed the procedure to improve his ability to urinate, which is difficult for him given that he is reportedly 0.38in (0.97cm) long when fully erect. Otherwise, he said he must continue to wear diapers for adults with incontinence every day.
This is a compelling reason. Let's help the guy out. Donated.
Good for him
He must have a HUGE truck
How dare this man try steal my story and use it for money making.
Wow under an inch? That sucks.
Under half an inch :o
I don't understand why he wears diapers.
Women have even shorter urethras.
Yeah he could just sit.
don't get why men don't just sit anyway.
cleaning up piss is gross.
it's a luxury piss, and I'll be damned if I don't sit down and take my time while on the clock.
It's disgusting that Hasan the millionaire isn't just using his own money for this.
Joking aside, what a rotten bit of genetic luck with which to get saddled. Best of luck, guy.
He's about halfway there:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-michael-get-micropenis-enlargement-surgery
Wait....penis enlargement surgery EXISTS??? Why don't all men know about this??? Hang on guys, I'm going to find out what the largest penis in history has been.....and then I'm getting TRIPLE that size!!!
It's my understanding that it's more of a last case scenario kind of thing, like, most guys don't want to have surgery on their penis and it can also have complications too.
The real question is, why isn't this covered by Medicaid?!
Rumor is that's what happened to Elon's dick. Botched enlargement surgery.
I would say it's probably not worth it just because you will most likely have sensory loss and erectile dysfunction which for most would be worse than the problem its self. Theres more risks as well, but those alone sound like a nope from me.
It exists, but the complications are prohibitive for someone that isn't hit with disability level malformation. Plus, there's a limit to what it can do
The surgery went a success but as a complication you can no longer get a boner.
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I think he should bring this before congress so they can add it to the list of medicare disabilities.
I kinda feel for the guy. That’s a really unfortunate situation. He says it’s the size of a pinky finger nail. It’s gotta be hard for him to go to the bathroom, which he says is why he wants it enlarged.
Damn this is almost a transitioning operation. Give him a big hog now.
This is actually a great example of how the majority of 'gender affirming care' is actually for a person who is already assigned at birth the gender they are affirming.
This male, who was assigned male at birth, is seeking gender affirming care to become... more male.
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I commend him for publicly talking about it. I also commend him on his ability to admit his poor behavior. I genuinely hope he gets what he wants from this experience.
Does this qualify as gender-affirming healthcare?
Almost certainly. Gender affirming care also includes things like breast reduction for men, and anything else that is done to make someone appear more like the stereotypical form of a given gender. It doesn't matter if you're assigned that gender at birth either.
Maybe? The article says he has trouble urinating and has to wear diapers. One of the goals of the surgery is so he can urinate properly and presumably not have wear diapers any longer. So I can sympathize with him. On the other hand, it doesn't appear that the surgery is strictly medically necessary either.
Is that what we’re calling the SpaceX IPO now?
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step one: Isolate the gene for penis length.
Step two: discern if the gene needs to be copied or trimmed to cause enlargement
step three: using CRISPR gene editing, formulate the necessary edits and then bioengineer a retrovirus delivery method.
step four: make sure that the panel for FDA approval is all men and/or trans men (hey, if we're gonna do this there are legit G.A.C. uses!)
step five: Build a Money Bin like freakin' Scrooge McDuck to handle all the money that you're about to get.
Step six: Patent the hell out that shit.
Step seven: Profit, my bitches!!
Things looked bleak for Joe, but they were even worse for mankind.
As Joe and Rita lay dormant, the years passed… and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.
Some had high hopes that genetic engineering… would correct this trend in evolution.
But sadly, the greatest minds and resources… were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
step one: Isolate the gene for penis length.
That does assumes that there is a dedicated gene, and that the gene is singular.
It's hardly impossible for it to be governed by multiple genes, like height is.
step three: using CRISPR gene editing, formulate the necessary edits and then bioengineer a retrovirus delivery method.
Only if it's something that can be altered later. Gene editing is not magic that can instantly transform someone if something gets flipped.
It's entirely plausible that the genes responsible might only be active at certain points in time, and after that, altering it makes the cells have different genes, but they won't do much with it.
Similar to how altering the gene responsible for how many fingers you have doesn't cause you to lose or sprout new fingers.
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that must be really hard
I think difficult would probably have been a better word to use.
did I stutter?
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In non-shithole countries this procedure would be covered by insurance because of the severity of his case.
Wubby?
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